pooltuna

Choice for calls IMO are pass, 2♦, & 3♣. You are just strong enough to have a problem as partner could have reasonable values for 2♣. As we are V @ IMPs I would try 2♦ maybe that will give partner the info he needs to risk 3NT

1) 3♣ over 2♥ 2) pass & defend

1) pass 2) pass & K♣ 3) no

I am glad to see your TOXicity levels are going down and agree it is time to get the lead out (as in opening lead) :)

This gets my vote. Those who bid 5♦ deserve the score they earn :) (which is not the same as their average result)

quant is acceptable.

Wait a minute! Are you allowed to use a call to mean what it is meant to mean? :)

no obvious problem with 3♠ since I think 3♦ was 100% forcing in your system. As far as the XX goes partner could have run just as easily as you could so I assume it is to play.

abstain as I would have previously called either a constructive 2♥ or a (semi-)forcing 1NT to be followed by 3♥

yes

mainly because your hand is good enough IMO for a 3card limit raise.

complete your planned action which was to show ♠ support over partner's forced call over 1NT. I would call 4♦ in case partner turns stupid on me and passes (I hate going down :) ) and bid 5♠ if instead he calls 5♦. You are forced to do it like this because of his 3NT call (probably instead of a sane 2NT call). A direct 4♠ would show a much weaker hand.

maybe he misclikked 1♣ when he meant to call 1♦

FRED RULES!!!!!!!!!! :)

that's a game that has the same luck factor as bridge, right? :(

What do you think RHO's pass means? lead a ♦ against 3NT partner :(

agree with 4♥ RHO rates to have at least 6♦ and 3♠ so maybe we can jack them up to 4♠

This may be an overstatement of his efforts :(

All the idgets play in the main bridge club. no sooner than i play 2 hands and they blow my cover, they say YOU IDGET. and I thought the correct spelling was idjit

My guess is that your pic is over the pixel size limit? is that like being f ... er weight challenged?

Oh come on. You think 2NT was natural game forcing? Or it was an inv+ diamond raise and the OP forgot to tell us? The point is...that it was not specified ! and its' meaning should have been disclosed. If you think 3♦ is a clear nonforce then pass 2NT making it forcing has more advantages than picking the right part score

depends on your mood if you want to complicate your life then anything but A :)

well 13+ to 15 2NT would be a limited bid :) ....still nonforcing?

None of the above. I would call 1NT. I don't pass becuase your ♠ spots are just horrible

I have a worse auction :D (1♦) 1♠ 2♦ ;2NT-3♥;3NT