slothy

I did meet an Aborigine once who taught me how to say "That Lizard heart was tasty." and "How long will it take us to dig a 14-metre deep hole to get water?" in Aborigine. (the word for hole is the same as pickled banana so may cause confusion) One never knows...one day it may save me... So they can speak other lingos :) anyway Da Ingliz peepul (and Yanks for that matter) are LAZY, FULL STOP and arrogant in the presumption that they expect other people to make the effort to learn English and even scoff at them if they dont speak it properly!!! I enjoy languages and have made substantial eforts to make myself communicable in other languages...not simply as a mental exercise but because it smacks of hypocrisy and dispassion if we expect others to make an effort yet no do so ourselves (amen)

You thinking of Michael Myers Jus :D As a person who rates women as the third most important thang in his life (just been to your blog...ah geez anuzzer place 4 me to 'lamp-post' as it were) ...can imagine there are a few spies out there for you to s**g... [edit lol] hee hee someone just asked me what 'slog' meant

is it just me or has the word crap been mentioned an inordinate number of times :)

Bon anniversaire Bennneeeeeeeeeeeee Slothino and last but not least Aishhhhhhicita

What's Americon Idol?????

ahhhh....sitting on the fence as usual, me newawwllllllinnns friend..

Pedantry, Rolly, pedantry.. :D PS No idea what this word means, but i hope it makes me sound intelligent. PPS My angle on this, and i coincidentally agree with Roland, however much it pains me: the 3NT in this auction is NOT serious with regards to my understanding of this convention; it is just offering p a choice of games with most likely a 4-3-3-3 shape (or even more balanced :P ) PPPS Ah well going for my 5th tequila slammer... this Internet Cafe sucks... PPPPS Nothing to say, just that 4 Ps looks sooooooo sexy (and the Tequila taking effect)

Misho who??? :D Ahhhhhh that Bulgarian guy who looks like Kris Kristofferson????

i bet his middle names aer Ira Lech (I.L.) :unsure: thats my complimentary longhorn OS CD gone down the draino :)

Is it just me or has the new 'lady' who has been 'adopted' by BBO got a rather severe lisp? Was playing the other day and she said :- 'four of thpadth'.... 'thixth of diamondth'? I found it difficult to understand and as the poor girl had unfortunately spluttered so much whilst talking i had to wipe the monitor as it was splashed around the bottom corners (in-built speakers). I felt so sorry for her i deliberately played cards that did not have an s syllable in them...i was very aware, with my strong sense of empathy, that she was very self-conscious of her speech impediment. My only concern is that if people, as they might, will use BBO as a tool to improve their English as well as their bridge, they may start talking themselves with an exaggerated thtweth on all the 'S's. The side-effect of this, of course, is that having a lisp might start having a social cachet. Just voicing my contherns. Alessio

I was wondering where Steven Spielberg had got his inspiration from..

That was only Fred and Uday, who knowing your IP address, are trying their best to dissuade you from coming to the forums... For the Hell of me cant think why :D Dont take it too personally, Winston PS had a limerick for you, Winston: however, not wanting fruday to inflict the same embarrassment on me has they have on you, i have refrained from posting it.

i just used IP

sure it not the first time hon :rolleyes:

There was a poster called Cherdano, Who captained the SS Belgrano, In the midst of the battle, He injured his tackle, And now he just sings soprano.

yeah Justin...think he should be be banned what ya think?

Two honeymooners went up to Whitehorse, And enrolled in a 2-day bridge course; HE bid the wrong game, Yet SHE was to blame, And now they ain't married, but divorced. ----- i couldnt let the story end so tragically :P ----- They went back to their home-town in Maine, And they continued to play this great game; When he bid a grand slam, they went home and BHAM-BHAM, and now they are married again. ------ (still too tragic) ------ Nine months has passed since they played, With the grand slam he had bid and had made; She gave birth to some quads, And hence a Team Squad, Named Diamond, Heart, Club and Spade.

There was a bridge-player, 42, Who thought a French expert would do; After the virtual French kiss, And the osculatory bliss, She knew the French couldn't snog too! ----- PS if any Frenchmen are offended by this...ne pas probleme :P PPS As i have got personal messages asking me what 'snog' means: Dictionary Definition: verb, noun, Passionate kiss (English slang). Slothy Dictionary: Snog: An act of communion between 2 people, usually of opposite sex, the whole purpose of which is to determine whether one can perform the party-trick of touching one's uvula with one's tongue. PPS also want to apologise if anybody, on first reading, misread the word 'uvula'

FRED B. GITELMAN = BRIDGE-FELT MAN PS I had a word with Sheri and she told me that had Fred ever had a middle name he would have wanted it to be Bartholemew

(we noticed)

And who said blank verse was dead Aisha darlin'

Lol Fred....My nephew wants to know how you managed to put his GrandDaddy inside my computer. PS Unless you forward me a reasonable answer, understood by a 3 3/4 year old, by next Saturday please expect an unaccompanied attention-seeking little brat arriving at your door-step in Vegas at 5.00pm Sunday evening.. Thanks in advance Alessio PS he only eats eggs if he can dip his lickle soldiers in the yoke and you make aeroplane noises as you direct the bread in a looping fashion to his mouth. PPS i get a 'soft hang' too sometimes.. i know i shouldnt drink too much :)

There was once a Dane called Roland, Whose vugraph remarks were off-hand, As we are now sponsored by Pepsi, Although their donations are flexi, All Coke bettings from now on are banned!

I once had a fistful of jacks, 3 in each of the reds and the blacks, When i tabled my hand, My opps didnt understand, When i said that 6 points was my max.

k half an hour up