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  1. LOL seems my soap-box isnt as sturdy and as tall as some others (and not as full of soap) so i might refrain from adding to this thread :) <although paradoxically i just did>
  2. Havent see the advert for a couple of days now :(
  3. Well you can talk Peter!!!! He was looking at you in EXACTLY the same way when you bid that 5♦ VULNERABLE.... YES Vulnerable..
  4. IS it just me?? I find that advert of Larry Cohen in BBO very distracting..... :) i am sat there playing a hand....AND THE GUY IS STARING AT ME FROM THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN.....he hypnotising me man.....bad, real bad... 20 mins later i shake my head and i am OK....but by now we on to next hand and he still looking at me :) slothy
  5. thanks guys a nice bit of light reading before breakfast :) i hope you both successfully completed the sci doku :) PS only saw the pun after i submitted it :P
  6. by that you obviously meant to take a plaster cast of her brain Winston? i would settle for a bust of her in Madame Tussauds any day Alex
  7. Just so i can attempt to make some sort of 'intelligent' response to this thread which particular group of mop tops are we talking about?? PS it was my 40th birthday recently and i got my head shaved (number 4) about 9 days ago - but that is incidental Admittedly, my sphere of influence has not beeen as wide as another man who shares particular personality traits with me who was born in a manger (reputedly) 2000 years ago Alex
  8. is that the year you emigrated to the States Mike ? :D
  9. Henri's fellow panelists should not underestimate the influence of e) :) 15 years of Raptor is nothing compared to a 15 second unblinking stare off e).... i have experienced the virtual equivalent... Alex
  10. Ron, may i suggest you never ever ever log on to the internet again :) i guarantee yuor computer will be virus free :)
  11. and both first Ladies had the same, yes the SAME, surname as the reigning president...spookier!
  12. Kennedy was male AND American.... Lincoln was male AND American!!!! The coincidences keep coming like a newly-formed bore (sic) Alex
  13. hee hee. guess there in no need for me to add to this thread... <Edit: but i am certainly thinking about it> Slothy
  14. if you sober enough to read this and not see it in triplet... Happy Birthday Richard
  15. I predicted there was a 100% chance of Rain in this thread....
  16. slothy

    Wine

    Not a viniphile as a rule: prefer the 'amber nectar'. A fellow poster introduced me to wine. Will certainly not spend a fortune on a bottle of wine. But of all the medium-priced wines that i have tasted Blossom Hill takes the biscuit. I hate wine that is too tannic. This is gorgeous. Both red and white
  17. There is a Mother superior, a nun and the Pope having an orgy in the Vatican. The mother Superior says to the Pope ahhh forget it you wont use it anyway..
  18. i want to add some illumination to this thread and perhaps remove any ambiguity to his comment 'Imbicil' is a Polish vernacular spoken near Krakov and is an intransitive verb literally translated as 'I am a *****'. For any further philological interpretations, please do not fail to contact me Yours faithfully Alex PS Out of curiosity, how many Polish people does it take to bid 4♦. Re another post in this thread i too was [notice tense] married to a Polish woman. She changed one light bulb during the whole of our relationship. Pity it was the bulb in the wrong bedroom. :o sigh
  19. you noticed Miron ? :)
  20. UK: pseudo democracy with a waffling image-conscious, fake-smiled middle-aged man as priminister, a doddering old lady as tokenistic head of State and an unelected alzheimer-ridden geriocratic second house who contest Bills simply to give them a fatuous credibility that they are indispensible to the well-being of the country.
  21. the sea-horse has evolved so that the males of the species nurse their young in their mouths.... now how evolved is that :) Edit: Before i get accused of being sexist....it is not the fact that the males are the child-rearers it is the fact that is mouth-orientated...
  22. you are only a psychopath if you killed the sister, boiled her viscerae and made some home-made chicken-soup which you offered to the old lady next-door whom you killed 3 days later...
  23. IF you ever tasted my ex-wife's chicken soup, nothing never mind light, not even gamma rays can travel through it
  24. Compared to other fetishes in this thread i regard this fetish Wayne as rather perverted!!
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