slothy

The ability to keep a relationship going when female partner no longer co-habiting....

Oh thought it said DAIRY moments SORRY folks!!!!

My best moment was going into the cow-shed and seeing the cows having their nipples squeezed....

Well, there was that time when i was caught in the epicentre of an earthquake in Sicily... We can negotiate how much you gonna pay me NOT to tell everyone about that incident when you were sun-bathing in Malta.... If forum still up in 2019 might re-consider it then...

Oh Jimmy....you're fracturing my achey-breaky ♥!!! lol

Woman's Greatest Quality: It's a toss up between 1) and 2) below. 1) Quality: Their ability to ambiguate the concept of NOTHING. Why: i) They have a propensity to create an argument out of 'nothing'. ii) When asked what is wrong and they reply 'NOTHING' (voice infexion immaterial ): it usually means something is and men can do NOTHING about it. 2) The Synthesis of a highly-evolved SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THE DEAF. Why: When they believe that men arent listening they give a SIGN. Normally involves plonking blankets on the sofa or leaving food to defrost strategically placed next to the remote-control.

well thank God for thread flood control, thats all I can say...

hang on...still thinking...its a toughie....

give me a minute and i am sure i will come up with something spectacular.... so much to choose from...

Ironic, isn't it girls, that this thread is EMPTY? :rolleyes: :)

Hang on.. are you anaerobic instructor or an aerobic instructor??

...The ability to adapt his excretory habits when his female cohabitating partner has put a Yale lock on the toilet-door.

...The ability to confuse his female cohabiting partner by leaving the toilet-seat down.

The ability to infuriate his famale cohabitating partner by leaving the toilet-seat up.

I had to read that twice Dean .... :)))) the proverbial one track mind it may have one track, but it a well-ploughed furrow ;)

Why does it come after EX and before ZED???

Well frances, i am metrosexual, which has got me arrested a couple of times by the gendarmes late at night in the Paris subway...

I have had quite a few professions in my life (anyone who accidently or otherwise read my BBO profile before i changed it may understand why i chose these particular professions :) ) In 1990 i was an author. My first publication 'Scrabble Strategies For Dyslexics', written in Braille was a failure after my publishers decided to print the first edition on crepe-paper... So i gave this up... In 1991, i became a gynaecologist. Despite my 'I offer a Better Cervix Than Other Gynaecologists' slogan this career was short-lived after i realised i didnt have the tunnel-vision for this particular job... So i gave this up too... In 1992, i took up my long passion and became a concert pianist. However, after the organiser for an outdoor concert in Hyde Park didnt let me wear gloves for my performance ( it was such a cold day!) ... i gave this up too.... In 1993, i did a brief stint as a masseur. But, after a week in the job, i rubbed my boss up the wrong way. He got angry so I threw in the towel (which ensured i got fired as this was the only thing he happened to be wearing at the time)... So, i gave this up too... In 1994, the Church announced me as the Second Messiah. But i found it too much of a sacrifice and i was never able to get my message a-cross. So, i rang John Paul II and told him that it wasnt my calling... and he replied if it wasnt me calling then who was calling??? ....anyway.... In 1995, i became a matador. This spearheaded for a quick end when it didnt reconcile with my newly-found vegetarian life-style. Alas,'never the twain shall meat'. Anyway, what they say about the glory of being a matador is a load of bull... So, i gave this up too... In 1997, I became a Kama Sutra guru, offering couples the opportunity to explore their sexuality. Despite my penetratingly insightful tutorials, i was sacked when husbands complained about me giving their wives 'hands-on', 'filler-in' sessions... So i gave this up too.. In 1998, i briefly became a Samurai Warrior. But, whilst employed as a mercenary during the Afghan uprising, riding into battle on a horse with a sword in my hand was no match for 12 year old guerillas with bazookas... So i gave this up too... In 1999, i was a bridge professional. Had i played my cards right, I may have been very successful :) So, after a quick cup of Lavazza coffee.. i decided to give this up too... i am currently working as an electrician, but i will pull the plug on this soon. I, (also,) design (inaccessible) web-sites and co-ordinate a voluntary organisation to give asylum-seekers educational opportunities that the rest of us take for granted...

Anything melodic 10 mins after my next door neighbour has finished her shower....

I had to read that twice Dean .... :))))

You splitting hares over this March Madness GG???

(Rechargeable) Batteries.... My sister's boyfriend not going away for weekend after all... You have to see this Other Post (maybe) to 'understand' this

(Rechargeable) Batteries.... My sister only said this coz her boyfriend is away for the weekend HA HA :) (she dared me to write this: so i did. She wanted to remain anonymous so i promised her i will not tell you that her name is Mina) Counter Post

PASS card in bidding box... However, it seems to have taken a few years for people to notice it exists

The books i like :- Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jarred Diamond was an amazing book. (even mentioned it in introductions :D) Birds Without Wings by Bernieres, despite its title throwing mud at the theory of evolution, is a brilliant book, and i challenge anyone to read it without a lump appearing in their throat (simultaneously swallowing a gob-stopper aside). READ IT!! Anyone interested in Anatolian history and the obstetrical struggles with the birth of modern Turkey would find it fascinating... My Autobiography entitled 'A Sloth's life: Coping with Doraphobia' which was published posthumously. Oxford English Dictionary. i admire people who strive to communicate something as descriptively yet as succinctly as possible, using words and phrases in such a way that it adds meaning and beauty to what they say. There is nothing wrong in widening ones vocabulary. May even get you a date :) Any book by Richard Dawkins ( a man walking on the shoulders of midgets) and i agree with Helen (Pinkers Language Instinct and Blank Slate are modern linguistic classics) Slothy