slothy

DOUBLEDEAL BRIDGE GAME DOUBLEDEAL BRIDGE GAMES DOUBLE DEAL BRIDGE GAMES DOUBLE-DEAL BRIDGE GAME DOUBLE-DEAL BRIDGE GAMES (protecting my ass) :)

for those who didnt have a Road To Damascus moment like i had :) i am square = DEAL i am FREE = DEAL to give DOUBLE DEAL i can be crossed = BRIDGE contracts that are key = GAME (contracts) => DOUBLE DEAL BRIDGE GAME (now of course if it is wrong i am going to look retarded)

and if it is wrong i will cut off my STICK-IN-THE-MUD (i am square) WILLY (i am free)

DOUBLE DEAL BRIDGE GAME

I got itttttttttttttttttttttttttt

lol hence my answer Gwyn :)

DEAL AND BID DOUBLE SHARE.

Only coz i am desperate to win Rain's creativity award I am going to guess ORANGUTAN Rain, Am I Right? Am I Right? Tell me I am, pls, pls

Fllufffffffssssssss, I am, I am Thanks Helenuh and all

i find the title of this thread disturbingly oxymoronic :rolleyes:

abbreviated prethought when partner goes red pdcbp - 'Please Don't Come Back, Partner' abbreviated postthought when partner has stopped being red if not preceded with prethought wbp - welcome back partner if preceded with prethought cwta - cant win them all

FWIW i call an 'xxxx' holding a 'Castlemain' only Aussies may get this sigh Slothy PS as for calling 'xx' as '2 small': i refuse to use this nomenclature as it brings back painful memories as to why my first girlfriend in 7th grade refused to date me :P

Not if he screwed his cellmates also... He wont be happy when he gets 'some chocolate left under his pillow' Not that i understand prison slang that well....

Better Late than Neva i guess Phil. Hope you had a great Birthday Alex

Yeah Rik..police have stopped me a lot when i go to the shopping centre at the week-end. I have no idea why.... Maybe next week-end i should put my clothes on before i go out and see if they stop me then. Who knows?

Me too :( However i managed to have the red bikini photoshopped out. Alex

LOL RE LOL

lol nice ones Krishy :lol:

Not pathetic at all dood :) Just need to sort out what you want in life and go for it (easy to talk it, harder to walk it, i know :) ) Relationships are good by the way. its a matter of finding, or falling into, the right one :) (also, there is someone else to put the trash out at night when u forget :) ) Be Happy Justin Alex

wow Justin... You have been quite confessional recently :) I drink maybe 3 nights a week, sometimes more, 1 or 2 cans of beer (three on a bad night) if playing or JECCing on BBO, watching TV or reading. If however i don't drink (sometimes don't drink for 2 weeks maybe) i don't miss it and certainly don't crave it. Different story when it comes to cigarettes alas :) I have walked 2 kms to a gas station in the pouring rain (AND i mean POURING) at 2am in the morning to get a packet of cigarettes and come home with a sodden packet of wet tobacco (not going to confess what i did after that :) tooooo embarrassing). So, yes, i have a problem with addiction to nicotine Hi my name is Alex and i am a nicotine addict and i recognise it and i am trying to stop with help (not very successfully to date) If maybe you have done the same, or think maybe you would if the scenario arose, to get alcohol then maybe you should seek help. Howeve,r i doubt very you are :) You seem the sort of guy who enjoys a drink (socially and recreationally as it were). Nothing wrong in that whatsoever . I think a good litmus test is if you drink, or continue to drink, and you don't enjoy it or drink so much that you are not in control (too often) i.e. there is something other than satisfaction which is propelling the 'habit'. This is the time to look in the mirror. Alex Cheers Justin (virtual clink of glasses in a haze of smoke)

happy birthday gerby

Friends List (n.) A list of acquaintances on BBO whose length is inversely proportional to the number of friends one has in real life.

Yeh O bearded One Happy Birthday :) NB Dont think he will read this Helenuh :)

Waiting bid. (n.) BBO dialect What the 3 players at the table are doing whilst anticipating what the remaining player with a red dot is going to do.

Non-simultaneous Guard Hedgehog Squeeze (n.) (lol i didnt make this up Link) A squeeze as rare, and as successful, as two hedgehogs mating doggy-fashion.