slothy

the Men's Pairs, Vugraphed alongside

opening a psychic 2♣. "Direeeeeeeeeeeectttttor"

with the giraffe's misogynistic gynaecologist,

used by the edentate aardvark

McGiraffeBurger© was popular with orang-utans

except the ovaphobics who received

after the Primate Tiddlywinks Contest

of year, migrated Patagonian penguins

lit from the embers of

made of orang-utan pelt, skinned

for examination by the giraffe's

much so, Aisha's crampons perforated

guano imported from Patagonia. The

spread lavishly with marmalade preserve

plucked from Misho's manicured eye-lash

the midget, Andalusian, apprentice fire-fighters

on his enflamed mobile-phone, meaning

OUCH MIKE.... can feel the acid oozing already..... hee hee FWIW seems a/the classic safety play you suggested :P but, of course, you noticed it instantly :blink: Dont get aggressive with me now :o) PS Your spelling is perfect, needless to say..

"FIRE! FIRE! Call 999". Luckily,

Please excuse me, Peter, aka GOLLUM, if i do not adopt a literary style that was lost forever in the manuscripts written by over-enthusiastic Etruscan monks :P or those hapless wanderers of Enedwaith..... May i say, first and foremost, you have a rather distorted understanding of the dietary requirements of modern Top-Earth residing sloths, as well as an unfortunate misconception of their behaviour towards others inhabiting the same environment:) But, as 'precious' as it may sound, i too must go now....in my case cook fish that i, as is so common nowadays and one you undoubtedly have overlooked, bought from the supermarket. :blink: Nice to know, however, that my post evoked such a thrilling nostalgic episode for you. Hope the bait worked for the fish :o Cheers Peter hee hee ALex PS Sloths reside these days in the warmer forests of Rhovanion. The climate is so much better for their skin.

Alas O-Lord-Of-The-Rings-Character-Whose-Name-I-Have-Forgotten :D , i can assure you my dreams do not involve male subjects or incubi of any kind, and are certainly not staged in a penitentiary. However, may i just make the incidental Freudian connection that as you chose a character from 'Lord of the Rings', and as he has travelled towards the 'Cracks of Doom', that maybe, just maybe, you are pointing your finger 180 degrees in the wrong direction....hee hee PS Seems you need a bit of sunlight leighton, too much time spent in Middle-Earth :D Just came to me GOLLUM. Had a certain ring to it :lol:

even though hearts were trumps

and fetushistically attracted the transvestite.

noticed his coffee-stained bald-patch which

"There is ignorance here" said