Actually, my favorite opponents are the ones, apparently like you and roger, who can't stand to bid a major after the opponents open 1 club. Come on. Do a sim, make some sample hands, use your imagination. What do you think the odds are that you'll be able to open one club with this and rebid 2 diamonds? I think that I will be able to rebid 2♦ whenever partner has a good hand?!?!?! With hearts?!?!?! Who will be VERY CONFUSED why slam has NO PLAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Serious question: Would you open 2♣ on ♠x ♥x ♦x ♣AKQxxxxxxx too? For the record, it would upset me if you were actually vaporized by the sun.