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Claw me once, shame on you. Claw me twice, shame on me. (you should've learned what would happen after the first time). :D alcohol is a powerful drug (and an effective painkiller ldo)

pass bro

gwnn if i told you that you can't walk through walls or jump over tall buildings, is that an insult?

you're not the first person to tell me cats have the innate ability to determine good people from bad people. I think it's an absurd claim.

wtf is half claw length? your cat must be a bit crazy, because my cat shreds me up pretty good when i pick her up, which she hates. the scars on my arms and shoulders are a good indicator that the entire claw is used. also, she does this thing where she rolls onto her back with her claws extended, and if you mistakenly interpret her actions as a desire to have her tummy rubbed, the consequences will be bloody. I have been bitten by a de-clawed cat as well. It wasn't pleasant. my point is cats have done me much, much more harm than dogs have.

Patty does an excellent job

rev flannery is common in response to a minor.

ya trick question. most people dont have tvs in the kitchen. OH SNAP.

also sup gwnn?

69 ainec

Congratulations! It about time, you crazy kids

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ok now im completely lost. the auction was actually (1C) 1S (P) 2D?

My first impression is that 1NT has clubs so frequently that not being able to play 2♣ is sort of scary.

3♥ asking for a ♥ stopper? :D I think it's clear to start 2♦ and pass if partner doesn't do something encouraging.

In Soviet Russia, football plays you.

raising to 3♦ is nuts imo

I like dbl is a bad hand, so pass and bids are forcing.

The difference between this and Zia is Zia's opps can see that he is right when he claims squeezes. For many of us, claiming on a squeeze when our contract is guaranteed for the overtricks would take longer and cause more frustration than simply saying "I have plenty of tricks." I think it's pretty poor form to wait for LHO to agonize forever about a play so that you can, say, pseudo-squeeze him for 12 tricks rather than 11 in a 10-trick contract. But, as usual, one man's trying to help is another man's patronizing or condescending.

exclusion since 4♦ is forcing then 5♦ is signoff.

Also, the best hands for strong club systems are when the opponents hand you 800 on a nothing hand.

Yeah, and speaking of new heights I'll be going hiking in a few weeks. details?