wtf winstonm, no over is the only answer here. anything else is a crime against FREEDOM, LIBERTY, and JUSTICE. the underers are terrorists, plain and simple. at the very least they obviously hate kittens and at worst they're out to destroy this great country. a fresh roll will only present challenges for a little while, then it will be smooth sailing from there. you wouldn't want guests to discover you're an underer just because your tp is too soft and luxurious to fit in the holder. on a related note, a popular thread topic in another forum was "What is a common household item that is worth paying a little extra for?" TP was the landslide #1 slamdunk pick, so obv you're doing that right