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i want my 3000th post to be about alcohol. and i want it to be in a thread about soccer. because that will make my happy.

i mean lol@me for getting worked up about this and an even bigger lol@terrible analogies, but taking a dump on budweiser is like going to any restaurant in the world that serves good food, whatever your definition of good is, and then telling us that mcdonalds is bad. i mean, ok, mcdonalds isn't even in the same universe as the restaurant you just went to. mcdonalds success has nothing to do with quality. they dont position themselves that way and they don't try to deliver that experience to you. and if i can continue my terrible analogy, fosters is to subway or nandos or whatever ubiquitous chain is regional to you as bud is to mcdonalds. it's a different product but the experience is the same. it's not trying to be good. it's trying to be not bad to everyone. but please, tell us more about how your steakhouse is great and mcdonalds is terrible.

lol@this derail, but beer snobbery with regards to budweiser is always amazing to me, and its the clearest indicator that the budtagonist is ignorant of beer. bud unabashedly appeals to the lowest common denominator and tries to cater to the largest, most accessible audience. their beer can't have strong flavors, because strong flavors alienate customers they're hoping to attract. ok, so you're not the lowest common denominator. great! you probably have an idea of what you enjoy in a beer. please just order that instead and keep your preferences to yourself. no one cares if you prefer saisons or porters or lambics or heineken or kingfisher or miller or can i stop now?

brag: i beat a NM at chess. I don't recall ever beating a titled player before

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cancellation of the world cup? mike, please try to keep up. several candidate hosts have been listed already in this thread. it would be truly idiotic to cancel a world cup that is three years out.

We did it!

just to add some content to your joker post, the doj had a conviction rate of 93% in 2012. the guilty pleas notwithstanding, criminal charges are not thrown around lightly from the doj.

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so could germany, so could england of course

The US could arguably organize the May 28, 2015 world cup if necessary. It's not too late for FIFA to get it right.

USA! USA! USA!

this is one of the better threads on bbf in years

good read, thanks

lol jags. passed on leonard williams and then drafted trich 2.0. just completely clueless.

PSA if anyone were so inclined, they might be able to find season 5 episodes 1-4 on the internet

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let us all take a moment to LOL 9ers.

Suh to Miami is so scary as a pats fan. ridley/mayo notwithstanding the patriots ran hot with dodging injuries to key players when it mattered last season, but a season with two games each against elite D buffalo and elite D miami is just the thing we don't want to see. wilfork likely out of NE seems like the right move, but man he's a great guy. gonna miss him if he doesn't take a big cut to re-sign. wish him all the best. also gl to MJD. one of the greats, but it was rough watching his corpse in oakland trying to hang on.

gwnn, xkcd doesn't suck. it's just you.

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ctrl+F'ed Dallas to see what they'd say. Tei-An is fine; not the best in Dallas. They also had big problems with credit cards being compromised after people used them at the restaurant.