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it's hard to give kaep so much credit when 5 out of 7 MIN d-liners graded negative per pff on run d and hyde was a total beast. kaep was perfectly adequate and they executed the game plan well

i can't believe we live in a world where that is real and not scripted wwe style.

for posterity:

im just sitting here laughing. fire coughlin immediately

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GIANTS

lol eli is such a mental midget and coughlin obviously isnt any better. throw the ball out of the back of the endzone!? why are you even throwing the ball!? wtf is going on

pretty sloppy by the cowboys all around

red zone is always the correct answer.

good start to the season. get some rest, mgoetze

wow giants cowboys is the sunday night game?

GRONK

Worse than being benched, he'll be forced to stand on the sideline with a football in his hands at all times.

they went for 2. wow.

bolden might be the worst RB in the league

dunno who this DION fellow is; he's no bigger'n a squirrel I reckon, but he's looking pretty elite tonight. Benefiting from this elite O-line undoubtedly

he went for it on 4th and 3. that deserves some credit

good call by the ref there tbh

You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit You just have to jam him up a little bit

what an animal

when he's stepping into these passes though he's rocketing them in there. looks good.

scobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I hope teams don't figure out how historically bad our CBs are

man brady sort of noodle-arm'd it to gronk on the short step on that first pass, but RESULTS

Easley is the guy I have some high hopes for this season. Obv he's hurt on like the third play of the season. Dude can't catch a break (unless it's in his knee ligaments)

LT Nate Solder, LG Josh Kline, C David Andrews, RG Tre' Jackson, RT Sebastian Vollmer. Top backups tonight: T Marcus Cannon, G Shaq Mason. I'm kinda scared lol