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But that is my point exactly jeffery we just use the Law book If it is conceived to be an ass then so be it BUT we as TD's cannot bend it we just apply it ;)

:rolleyes: And I thought this heading was 'Simple Rulings' If the book says 16D is not to be used We use 27 We just apply the book surely NO ARGUMENT ;)

will be intersted in reply :)

agree with avast also AVG The point about ESET is you do not have to Download it ;)

You can of course and possibly should run the FREE antivirus Scanner from ESET ;)

mmmm seems quite logical as well to me why would anyone who is teaching or learning want to enter a tournament at the same time :huh:

some of us do mike but we would / could still rule against them :D

South obviously is a World Class Grand Master (in his/her mind) but a Moron is nearer the mark South should Negative Double with the 2 4 majors

not the same voice chappies

mmmm Gordon you serious The Americans talk English Really B-) :D :P Ducking before my Colonial friends across the pond start throwing things :lol:

mmmm gordon I recognise the Voice :huh:

;) :P

not clicking it either been caught on here before However I play cos i'm a SadoMashocist :D:)

true however this is an 'Agreement' is it not :rolleyes:

mmm Is not their Claim to Have NO Carding Agreemments An Agreement anyway If they are a regular partnership Then they could never ever persuade anyone that they Do Not have an agreement B-)

mmmm by create a LIN file do you mean turn Hands you have set up into a LIN file: or do you merely wish to create normal Random Hands for use For the former contact CASCADE he knows how to convert to LIN files. If the later you merely go into BBO set up a 'Teaching' table and hide it then click on MOVIE on bottom row in there click on NEW Bottom right then put a name in box so you can remember then put dot in RANDOM start board 1 finish board how many you require eg 12 then click on SAVE on bottom row give it a namee and where on your computer you want to keep them Easy as that really

Without trying to upstage jilly (apologies if I have Jilly :) ) Assuming you have your Tourney Rules and Hand LIN files saved to your Computer Set up a Tourney then after it has set up and comes up with the message TOURNEY 123456 set-up. Then you now find said Tourney and open then click on Table on Bottom Row of your Screen This will now open up the Tourney Screen and display the Tournament Management box In a White Oblong Box near the bottom you should see a lot of Options in your case you click on 'Upload Pre-set Hands for Tourney' now find your LIN file and open it Next click on 'Upload Conditions of Contest' same again find your file and open Now you have done Hope this is Clear :D

lol try this link http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyId=941B3470-3AE9-4AEE-8F43-C6BB74CD1466&displaylang=en free download for EXCEL converter DOWNWARDS From 2007 even down to 1997 B-)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

ROFL now this one I like :D Can I suggest us 'Old Age Pensioners' of the Bridge World are awarded 'Oak Leaves' for longevity to Bridge :P

There is nothing Like 'Self Abuse' (self alerting) to get a partnership running on the same rails Why dont we just do away with systems and merely say 'I have 17 HCP 5 ♠ to AKQJ and 1 ♥ 7 ♦ to AK and ♣ void Make life easier all round ;)

heaven forbid there is ever a Seperate Law Book for OLB B-)

Hi You can also get your friends to mark you as a Friend then when You log in they will be notified (and Vice-Versa) if you mark them as friends. All they or you then have to do is click on your friends alias and it will tell you where in the Club you are

Why Wayne Are you assuming that the 'Experts' only are indeed Experts or merely classify themselves as 'Expert' :P

good not asking what superchart means must be foreign :)