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lol

+1

I've always played that you can't risk your contract and/or drop overtricks or risk overtricks to get the beer, within reason.

Also not good enough for me. Also would start 3♣

tell your teammates to preempt more.

old white men in trucks being intolerant of others? unpossible.

agree with mikeh. I would still open 1♥ on the second one, but it's close. A famous bridge player once said something like "if you have a choice between bidding and passing, you should bid."

malice... malum... malum...

ya 4♠

50-50. you either make it or you dont.

I start with 2N which shows a slam try

They taste like chicken, you know? lol it's tempting

i double ainec

kfay is a beer-brewing baller

Up shows the gradient of the gravitational potential of the Earth. It is easily generalisable to any gravitational field. That wouldn't give it an intrinsic value, as gravitational fields vary. (It is assumed.) http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/2885/boratg.jpg

Danish rock n roll is about as good as the caption of that video:

dbl or 2N is fine. Now pass.

small sample size

kids these days

I wouldn't redouble. I also dont think I'll get to spades on this auction, so I'd just bid 3NT

resounding success tbh

Get a haircut. F'n slobs.

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never heard of him

any answer except natural is hopless