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:rolleyes: Perhaps they had a sure fire cure for this 'persons' alledged incurable cancer Just Hang him ;)

;) We do smething similiar mainly because of same bad boards when opening a rubbish 5 card ♣ thus we need either a GOOD 5 or at least 6 to open 2♣ But we only do inversions 1♠= NT and 1NT=♠ not generally interested in Minors :rolleyes:

:( The same thing happens here in blighty and unless 'Jumped on' by TD's at whatever level will never stop At least EBU have BBB policy now :D

;) The main problem Grazy69 and I have is the 'Self Abuse' oopps Self Alerting is not done in the UK B)

so when you get really ticked off at a director you can call them a chapstick? ;) You might get a clip round the ear with the Hard Backed copy from me if you did :(

;) 'Bavinettes' :)

;) How about 'Nice Chappies and Chappesses' :)

;) Surely Uday this is a pointless exercise as the Alert is already on screen and even if opponents forget they merely have to 'Hover' thier cursor over the bids for it to be re-displayed :)

;) not before time IMHO :)

:wacko: could always offer them a 'Higson' david :rolleyes:

:P quite a shedload here in UK actually ;)

:D agree with this quote :) However I would never ever have the audacity some of our voters have by saying they DO NOT believe there is intelligent life eleswhere But then I suppose they are 'Bridge Players' afterall ;)

;) Worried about this assertion If it is happening then perhaps the TD should not be a TD As I wrote previously I give 2 minutes for people disconnected to get back which I do not think is unreasonable :)

:) when I direct online I get an automated message say 'missing player'. I then go to table tell them I am aware of the Drop out and that I will give a couple of minutes for them to get back BEFORE I do any substitution :D

:) Well if anyone considers 'Dumping' to been anything but a disgrace then perhaps they should NOT play Bridge :(

:P Here in blighty with our portion of the 'Banking' crisis our politicians are also jumping on the 'Corrupt' bandwagon; perhaps they will not do anything to stop these 'Bankers' as they are thinking of themselves in nice little 'consultancy' positions when they get kicked out of parliament :P

:) yup it would seem that BBO prefer you to load your convention card which as Blackshoe says does not happen in the 'Real' world, However Online you CAN NEVER REVOKE or DO an INSIFFICIENT BID either :ph34r:

mmm dont do it with me around tony :)

:) Just curious Is it pronounced MAD OFF or MADE OFF cos he certainly Made off with a lot of money :)

:) We do reassign if the 'Field' is a small one thus on the last round 1st May Play 2nd even if they have played them previously; We call it 'danish' over here in blighty But we warn small fields that it 'MAY' be necessary at the start of the event Hope this helps :)

;) never mind south being a queen short ; south is a brain cell or 6 short :rolleyes:

:) elianna has it to a tee no ruddy use learning stupid conventions that only crop up once in a blue moon, and even then only if it coincides with february 29th :lol:

:D duno if this has been posted before but http://www.latare.com/vod120108.htm :lol:

;) hi blackshoe your ultimate fix of summary execution instead of appeals has some merit :(

:D must really upset some we know :P