shoeless Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? A: Five. One to change it; their partner to stare at them in complete confusion; one opposing player to ask the partner what they think the changer means by this; the other opponent to complain to the tournament director that there was a deliberate hesitation before the light bulb was changed; and the tournament director to agree and have the old bulb put back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? The answer is 52 one to change the light bulbone to oversee and ensure that no infractions occurred during the process of changing the light bulb, and50 more to discuss how the light bulb was changed, and to explore whether or not there might be a better system or method for changing it. (Well, what did you expect for after midnight? Letterman?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpace Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? What is the vulnerability? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dburn Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Q: How many tournament directors does it take to change a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter. The Appeals Committee will only change it back again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? A. None, because no one noticed that it was burned out :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? A: Depends on the movement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehhh Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Vulnerability switch on - nonvulnerable swith off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? What is the vulnerability? ahahahahahahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 5. Declarer changes it his way, while the 4 kibitzers comment loudly that there are better ways of changing it. ------------1. Just one person needed to change the lightbulb. But if you bought a strong Italian lightbulb system you won't need to change it so often! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? None; a light bulb will always remain a light bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfgauss Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? None; a light bulb will always remain a light bulb.Dunno about that. The filament breaks and it no longer produces light: seems a fundamentally different object :). But really, the answer is: It takes one dummy! [meant to be spoken. insert your own punctuation.. I recommend , or :] Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricK Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Why can't Bobby Wolff* change a light bulb? Because he simply holds the new bulb in place and expects the world to revolve around him. Eric * Name picked at random. But you can reasonably use any professional bridge player, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 It all depends; Are they playing 1430 or 0314 roman keycard lightbulb responses? Anyway come to lightbulb base online to play and uday or fred will solve your lightbulb changing problems. Better than OK lightbulb. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 None, I pshyced it is not really out, I have turned off the electric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 You can't change a lightbulb unless you can demonstrate that you installed it by a misclick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? A. None, because no one noticed that it was burned out :rolleyes: lololol This reminded me of something that allegedly happened at a major tournament (maybe summer nationals/ can't recall the exact years) in Boston many years ago. A streaker reportedly ran through the main ballroom where the main event was being played and few if any of the players noticed (or so the story goes). I certainly didn't see this person. I was too busy making multiple errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Why can't Bobby Wolff* change a light bulb? Because he simply holds the new bulb in place and expects the world to revolve around him. Eric * Name picked at random. But you can reasonably use any professional bridge player, I think. Ouch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbreath Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 hi .. in Ireland , at least 2 bridge players would be needed.. one to hold the light bulb and another to pour drink into him until the room started to spin.Rgds Dog :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? A. Do they have a current convention card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? Undiscussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Judging from the responses the answer is "no agreement". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walddk Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The conclusion is that no bridge player can change a light bulb. As a consequence, I have asked my cleaning lady to do it at the bridge centre. On one hand: she has been playing bridge for 3 years, on the other hand, however, she is definitely no bridge player. But what does it all matter? She can change a light bulb, and the can clean the toilets because the light bulbs are lit! Roland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 and Q: how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: only one, provided that the light bulb really wants the change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb? Watt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 ohm my god that was dreadful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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