When robots get over-excited

[pilowsky]

[hv=lin=st||pn|pilowsky,~~M272427u,~~M1298qg8,~~M5132qtb|md|1SK9752HQ973D832C2,SAJ8643HAJ6DQ4CA7,SHKT5DK65CKQJ9854,SQTH842DAJT97CT63|sv|e|rh||ah|Board%203|mb|P|mb|1S|an|Major%20suit%20opening%20--%205+%20!S;%2011-21%20HCP;%2012-22%20total%20points%20|mb|2C|an|Two-level%20overcall%20--%205+%20!C;%2010+%20HCP;%2011-18%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|P|mb|2S|an|6+%20!S;%2014-21%20HCP;%2015-22%20total%20points%20|mb|3C|an|6+%20!C;%2014-18%20total%20points%20|mb|3D|an|4+%20!D;%201-%20!S;%2010+%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3H|an|4+%20!H;%206+%20!S;%2014-21%20HCP;%2015-22%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3S|an|4+%20!D;%201%20!S;%2010+%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3N|an|4-5%20!H;%206-7%20!S;%2017-21%20HCP;%2022-%20total%20points;%20stop%20in%20!C%20|mb|P|mb|4S|an|4+%20!D;%201%20!S;%2010-13%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|5D|an|4+%20!D;%204-5%20!H;%206-7%20!S;%2017+%20HCP;%2020-%20total%20points;%20stop%20in%20!C%20|mb|P|mb|P|mb|P|pc|C2|pc|CA|pc|C9|pc|C3|pc|DQ|pc|DK|pc|DA|pc|D2|pc|SQ|pc|SK|pc|SA|pc|D5|pc|CK|pc|C6|pc|D3|pc|C7|pc|S2|pc|S4|pc|D6|pc|ST|pc|CQ|pc|CT|pc|D8|pc|H6|pc|S5|pc|S6|pc|H5|pc|H2|pc|SJ|pc|CJ|pc|H4|pc|S7|pc|S8|pc|C8|pc|D9|pc|S9|pc|H8|pc|H7|pc|HA|pc|HT|pc|S3|pc|C5|pc|DT|pc|H3|pc|DJ|pc|H9|pc|D4|pc|C4|pc|D7|pc|HQ|pc|HJ|pc|HK|]300|300| Sometimes the robots have trouble making up their minds.[/hv]

[BillHiggin]

[hv=lin=st||pn|pilowsky,~~M272427u,~~M1298qg8,~~M5132qtb|md|1SK9752HQ973D832C2,SAJ8643HAJ6DQ4CA7,SHKT5DK65CKQJ9854,SQTH842DAJT97CT63|sv|e|rh||ah|Board%203|mb|P|mb|1S|an|Major%20suit%20opening%20--%205+%20!S;%2011-21%20HCP;%2012-22%20total%20points%20|mb|2C|an|Two-level%20overcall%20--%205+%20!C;%2010+%20HCP;%2011-18%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|P|mb|2S|an|6+%20!S;%2014-21%20HCP;%2015-22%20total%20points%20|mb|3C|an|6+%20!C;%2014-18%20total%20points%20|mb|3D|an|4+%20!D;%201-%20!S;%2010+%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3H|an|4+%20!H;%206+%20!S;%2014-21%20HCP;%2015-22%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3S|an|4+%20!D;%201%20!S;%2010+%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|3N|an|4-5%20!H;%206-7%20!S;%2017-21%20HCP;%2022-%20total%20points;%20stop%20in%20!C%20|mb|P|mb|4S|an|4+%20!D;%201%20!S;%2010-13%20total%20points%20|mb|P|mb|5D|an|4+%20!D;%204-5%20!H;%206-7%20!S;%2017+%20HCP;%2020-%20total%20points;%20stop%20in%20!C%20|mb|P|mb|P|mb|P|pc|C2|pc|CA|pc|C9|pc|C3|pc|DQ|pc|DK|pc|DA|pc|D2|pc|SQ|pc|SK|pc|SA|pc|D5|pc|CK|pc|C6|pc|D3|pc|C7|pc|S2|pc|S4|pc|D6|pc|ST|pc|CQ|pc|CT|pc|D8|pc|H6|pc|S5|pc|S6|pc|H5|pc|H2|pc|SJ|pc|CJ|pc|H4|pc|S7|pc|S8|pc|C8|pc|D9|pc|S9|pc|H8|pc|H7|pc|HA|pc|HT|pc|S3|pc|C5|pc|DT|pc|H3|pc|DJ|pc|H9|pc|D4|pc|C4|pc|D7|pc|HQ|pc|HJ|pc|HK|]300|300| Sometimes the robots have trouble making up their minds.[/hv]

 

Making up their minds seems the least of their problems on this hand. Once they start promising 14 cards in 3 suits and a no-trump stopper in the 4th, I think we can all agree that they should be under some obligation to self destruct.

[wbartley]

It shouldn't be too hard to sum up the minimum length requirements in a proposed bid explanation prior to displaying it and if it's greater than 13, print a suicide note and exit gracefully.