Inviso-button Company

[Winstonm]

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[/hv]Inviso-button Co.

1 Imagination Plaza

Plano, Texas

 

Dear Sirs:

 

The above hand came up last night, and in keeping with the modern teaching of aggressive action, my partner and I bid the N/S hands to 4H after East had opened 1C and West responded 1N to my 1S overcall. West had the audacity to double 4H, which as you can see was NOT a success on our part after the lead of the Club 7.

 

When I take aggressive action, for some unknown reason I cannot convince my opponents that their AK, AK is not really there; however, I have been told of your product by other aggressive bidders, a button which, after making a weak 2-bid vulnerable on 3 HCPs, you can utilize and make the opponents Aces and Kings disappear from their view. I would be very much interested in purchasing your product, and I'm sure you will be hearing from others like myself.

 

Only one other question: can your product be modified into an inviso-pard button?

 

Yours truly,

 

WinstonM

[Guest Jlall]

like i said, seriously weird was an underbid :rolleyes: haha. I will visit your headquarters in Plano since thats where i live, is it next to frito lay?

[Winstonm]

like i said, seriously weird was an underbid

 

You know, in French, a "loose" translation would be: "Malade la tete". (Sick in the head.) :rolleyes:

 

And no, it's not by the Frito Lay; it's that big, shiny building that shimmers and glimmers and as you get closer to it is simply disappears.

 

That's why you have to write to them.

 

WinstonM