Winstonm Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I put Hement under the gunIf he erred we would have wonBut he found the right playsqueezing me anywayHope it's not like Father, like Son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I also know a tim toucan,And hear he's some kinda MarxianHe'd take the blame fairlyRebukes partners rarelyIn short, he's the height of perversion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There's a Uday dude who forever,Would cleverly endeavour,To all who seek, minister,And all who beg, administerWhomever, whenever, wherever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 It'a apparent that you are no legendWhen a limerick about you goes a beggin'I looked many timesBut not one single rhymeAbout Winstonm, and what a nice fellow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 A player named Fred Gitelmanstruggled mightily against Zia's big guns;and when it was through,for the red, white, and blue,It was Fred who had finally won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceptic Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 I opened 1 spade my p came to my aid 4 clubs was her bid 4 diamonds was mine she stole my heart with a 4 I rose to the occasion with a memory equation 1 club 1 heart from my p = 7NT from me dam to quick when there is a hulabaloo please let me undo before my p lynches me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Soloway seemed totally untrainableand his goal of great play unobtainablethrough grit and his witsand playing 4/3 fitsphone calls now are for some fellow named Hannibal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillybean Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Fred Gitelman - A deft gremlin B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Fred Gitelman - A deft gremlin :D I was wondering where Steven Spielberg had got his inspiration from.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrothgar Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Fred Gitelman - A deft gremlin :D I REALLY like this one. Unfortunately, Fred isn't small and green. I don't see much we can do about his height. It might be possible to dye him, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blofeld Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 I don't see much we can do about his height. Well so long as he doesn't need his feet for anything this sounds solvable ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aisha759 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 BILL GATES = LEGAL BITS :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 BILL GATES = LEGAL BITS :) i bet his middle names aer Ira Lech (I.L.) :unsure: thats my complimentary longhorn OS CD gone down the draino :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Bob Hamman-GOD. (Tongue firmly planted in cheek) If you don't think this is an anagram, ask BOB what he thinks! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 In another post I noticed I had written this: from: 2001: A Space Odessy: It brought to mind a question for all you English scholars out there. Is there a quota: on the number: of colons: one may use: in any one: sentence? Thanks, WinstonM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbreath Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 DONT cry for me Madge and Tinayou know the truth is I never raised yathroughtout the bad bidsi kept my strength hidand now i'm giving bridge lessons in Kenya ..a suitably awful end to this thread i hope Dog :P :blink: B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 well done Dog: Madonna couldn't have sung it better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Oh my God! Have we started a new thread called, "Bridge Tunes"? I'll have to dig out all my old Mad Magazines: "Sung to the tune of...." WinstonM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32519 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Roland just loved a convention called "Gerber"As I'm sure all BBO members have heard eh?Instead he now uses it for TexasBut this for his partner it vexesSaying, "In this game you will go no further!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32519 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Roland's other all time favourite convention is "Flannery"Something which he absolutely refuses to have in his armoury"Why waste a good bid?"Asking is all that he did"Please use 2♦ for anything else and humour me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Molyb Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 There was a boy who played the gameWe're all here, we know its name.From 7 clubs to 1 spadeAll the contracts he madeBut his partner he would blame. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32519 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Richard wanted to play his system MOSCITONo, no! Said the ACBL who vetoA system that's funnyReduces the moneyI tried, said Richard, and ate a frito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasetb Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 There once was a lad from LancasterWhose newest goal was to be a Life MasterSo he went to the ClubBut was proven a dubNow pretty lasses are all that he's after :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32519 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 BBO has a player from Scotland named PaulPlaying bridge turned out to be his life’s callBy using sterling defenceThe pressure was immenseAnd so he made all his opponents feel small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1eyedjack Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 The poets on BBO forumexceeded the maximum quorum.If they can't learn to scan,their posts we should banand restore us a sense of decorum. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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