Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I think this is totally infantileTo try to make rhymes that are purileBut what the F***I'll jump on the truckEven tho this is a manure pile Welcome to MY world, LoL. WinstonM aka "Seriously Weird" aka "Underbid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestguru Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 There once was a guy named ScottWho used to play on bbo a lotBut then he got too busy Wedding plans have him in a tizzyAnd bridge withdrawals are making him dizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 2 palookas tried Smith and McKenneyagainst experts and lost every penny.They sat there whining loudand the experts shouted out:"Better go home now and tell your Nanny!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbreath Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 There was a young chap from DundeeWho played bridge with a wench on each kneeHe said "I think I'm in trouble ..with the next take-out doubleThis is my first time playing hands-free" Dog :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Two honeymooners went up to Whitehorse,And enrolled in a 2-day bridge course;HE bid the wrong game,Yet SHE was to blame,And now they ain't married, but divorced. ----- i couldnt let the story end so tragically :P ----- They went back to their home-town in Maine,And they continued to play this great game;When he bid a grand slam,they went home and BHAM-BHAM,and now they are married again. ------ (still too tragic) ------ Nine months has passed since they played,With the grand slam he had bid and had made;She gave birth to some quads,And hence a Team Squad,Named Diamond, Heart, Club and Spade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaw Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 My pard knows I'm under duress,but he's the one feeling the stress!When someone says double,He knows there is trouble,and incredible chance for a mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echognome Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Some more anagrams for your reading pleasure: FRANCES HINDEN = ENSNARED FINCH JUSTIN LALL = J. INSULT ALL ROLAND WALD = LORD AND LAW FRED GITELMAN = EMIGRANT FLED Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 FRANCES HINDEN = ENSNARED FINCH JUSTIN LALL = J. INSULT ALL ROLAND WALD = LORD AND LAW FRED GITELMAN = EMIGRANT FLED AWESOME! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I play trembling 3NT and Polished Club,Tortellini, even old, surely that brings me up!Forgot how to finesse(the score was a mess)...Now no one accepts me, not even as sub :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Oh dear <trost> :( Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing? Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamaco Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I play trembling 3NT and Polished Club,Tortellini, even old, surely that brings me up! As a footnote here I should say that "Cappelletti" in Italy, is a kind of pasta filled with ricotta cheese and ham, quite similar to Ravioli (except that ravioli are not supposed to have meat in the filling).If you mention "Cappelletti" to any italian, you may see him/her drooling perhaps, but certainly not thinking of bridge :( "Tortellini" is a very similar kind of pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enormouschicken Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There once was a slothy with cheekSome argued that he was uniqueHis posts were amusingAnd often abusingA shame 'bout his aging physique :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 FRANCES HINDEN = ENSNARED FINCH Hence my BBO username of Finch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aisha759 Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There once was a charmin' kjunWho played some kind of precisionHe kibbed by night, rather than playInvisible as Lukewarm during the dayBiting into his Po-Boy was a big decision (po-boy: native New Orleanian sandwich, such as a hero, sub, hoagie or grinder) Aisha B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inquiry Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There once was a moderator, inquiryWhose job became quite wearyWhen Adam and others bitchInquiry pondered to ditchSince efforts to rewards were dreary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jlall Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 ...a little provocative there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 yeah Justin...think he should be be banned what ya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrothgar Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There is a system called SAYCThat many consider quite crappyWith no forcing minor raiseIts proponents must prayThat the opponents are taking a nappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 There was a poster called Cherdano,Who captained the SS Belgrano,In the midst of the battle,He injured his tackle,And now he just sings soprano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebound Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Who started this lovely excursionInto limericks and other diversions?Not that I mind,Seems perfectly fine,Humorously casting apersions. So, if someone should call you an ape,Oh, don't you get bent out of shape.It's all in good fun,Like a really bad pun.Besides, your knuckles are beginning to scrape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I know a bridge player named rain,Who always chooses the wrong strain,Her staymans are sound,Her blackwoods profound,On clarksville, she's the last to detrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Anagrams: Slothy: Lot Shy NOT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Winkle was a fine bridge player,Friends called him dragonslayerHe took this to heartTried the beast to outsmartHis remains are now over Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 In the midst of squeezes and coupsverese opps who speak par le vousto clear out the mindmaking up silly rhymeseeem just thing thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Oooh this could fun! There once was a young player named Justin Whose bidding no one was trustin' 3rd chair green Became rather obscene! Until the Director started ad-justin' B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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