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There is a Fluffy young lady it seems

who's bidding is sometimes serene

she passes a lot

only bids what she's got

I wouldn't double her in YOUR dreams.

Doh!, again, maybe I'll create a new account with FluffyDog as nick, it seems you english/american dudes guess my genre better under that nickname.

 

Ups sorry this doesn't rhyme.

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Oops. Sorry. :lol:

 

There is a Fluffy young person it seems

who's bidding is sometimes serene

He or she passes a lot

only bids what he or she's got

I wouldn't double him or her in YOUR dreams.

 

Some people are SO touchy. LoL. :blink:

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Do not dispair

 

Treatment is available.

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I like going to tango, but - like in bridge - finding the perfect partner is not always easy...

 

A bridgeplayer once went to tango

avoiding too much of parlando

thinking about some 3clubs

and cold beer in near pubs

Now he tries out to dance the fandango.

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I still have that Limerick virus...

 

An expert played with a beauty from France,

also hoping for an after tourney romance.

She: you didn't give correct count

and messed up the compound,

you self-proclaimed expert! No chance!

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There was a bridge-player, 42,

Who thought a French expert would do;

After the virtual French kiss,

And the osculatory bliss,

She knew the French couldn't snog too!

 

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PS if any Frenchmen are offended by this...ne pas probleme :P

 

PPS

 

As i have got personal messages asking me what 'snog' means:

 

Dictionary Definition: verb, noun, Passionate kiss (English slang).

 

Slothy Dictionary: Snog: An act of communion between 2 people, usually of opposite sex, the whole purpose of which is to determine whether one can perform the party-trick of touching one's uvula with one's tongue.

 

PPS also want to apologise if anybody, on first reading, misread the word 'uvula'

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I still have that Limerick virus...

 

YOU SAID THE "L" WORD!!!! No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!

 

The French played a game called plafond,

with cards that looked horribly wrong,

Vandy renamed the game

Claimed invention for same

Leaving Parisians to yell loudly, "Non!"

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