Winstonm Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 There was once a man named RolandWho some thought was from PolandBut they force with passWhile he bids fastBad slams blamed on Smolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yentl Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 There was Alex the dudeWho was never rudeBut he did rhymeAs he was biding his timeAnd all that while he was in the nude Yentl (im new here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 (we noticed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 There is a Fluffy young lady it seemswho's bidding is sometimes sereneshe passes a lotonly bids what she's gotI wouldn't double her in YOUR dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 There is a young man named SlothyWho is sometimes mistook for Al RothyBut while Al bids online gamesSlothy's bidding's too lameBesides, Al's disc ain't a floppy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 There is a Fluffy young lady it seemswho's bidding is sometimes sereneshe passes a lotonly bids what she's gotI wouldn't double her in YOUR dreams. Doh!, again, maybe I'll create a new account with FluffyDog as nick, it seems you english/american dudes guess my genre better under that nickname. Ups sorry this doesn't rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 There was a young man named HammanWhose education took some crammin'He read all about bridgeBy the light of the fridgeAnd graduated Phi Beta Slammin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Oops. Sorry. :lol: There is a Fluffy young person it seemswho's bidding is sometimes sereneHe or she passes a lotonly bids what he or she's gotI wouldn't double him or her in YOUR dreams. Some people are SO touchy. LoL. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Once 778 MikeAll tried to ride the same bikeWhen the last took his seatThey collapsed in a heapNow there are 777 Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double ! Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Do not dispair Treatment is available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Help! I'm on the limerick-go-round and I can't get off!!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Thank God the therapy helped. Now, Anagrams anyone? Rodwell: Lord Lew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Grand Master : Smart Danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Grand Master : Smart Danger Oh my God, what I have I done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 you mean things like: "Fred Gitelman, CEO" = "I'm a decent golfer" Not sure if he plays golf, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 On a roll here... For Free: Frederick Staelens = Red finesse tackler (red because he plays red system Moscito) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 FRED B. GITELMAN = BRIDGE-FELT MAN PS I had a word with Sheri and she told me that had Fred ever had a middle name he would have wanted it to be Bartholemew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jillybean Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 :) :) :lol: :( laughing so much it hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Meckstroth: T. Rock Them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I like going to tango, but - like in bridge - finding the perfect partner is not always easy... A bridgeplayer once went to tangoavoiding too much of parlandothinking about some 3clubsand cold beer in near pubsNow he tries out to dance the fandango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Justin Lall: J.L. Nail-Lust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I still have that Limerick virus... An expert played with a beauty from France,also hoping for an after tourney romance.She: you didn't give correct count and messed up the compound,you self-proclaimed expert! No chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 There was a bridge-player, 42,Who thought a French expert would do;After the virtual French kiss,And the osculatory bliss,She knew the French couldn't snog too! ----- PS if any Frenchmen are offended by this...ne pas probleme :P PPS As i have got personal messages asking me what 'snog' means: Dictionary Definition: verb, noun, Passionate kiss (English slang). Slothy Dictionary: Snog: An act of communion between 2 people, usually of opposite sex, the whole purpose of which is to determine whether one can perform the party-trick of touching one's uvula with one's tongue. PPS also want to apologise if anybody, on first reading, misread the word 'uvula' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I still have that Limerick virus... YOU SAID THE "L" WORD!!!! No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!! The French played a game called plafond,with cards that looked horribly wrong,Vandy renamed the gameClaimed invention for sameLeaving Parisians to yell loudly, "Non!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriorKnowledge Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I think this is totally infantileTo try to make rhymes that are purileBut what the F***I'll jump on the truckEven tho this is a manure pile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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