pilowsky Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Panic ensued on the New York stock exchange today when Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announced that a Chinese Tsunami Laboratory in Beijing had deliberately released a medium-range tsunami named Doris into the Atlantic Ocean near Greenland. "We believe the target was Manhattan, but the guidance system failed". The salt was sourced from North Korea and the printed circuit board was developed at a secret meteorological laboratory 12 meters above sea-level in Hunan. Water was collected surreptitiously from Shanghai drainpipes over a period of 13 years. Not many people know this, President Trump tweeted, but if we hadn't disbanded the Tsunami watch office from the Obama administration, they would be badly wet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Who's Q.Q. now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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