patroclo Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Well, according to the report received by the President of ASD in Ivreabehalf of the Board of Directors (the incident occurred during a little tournment internalno referee) and versions, only partly conflicting, made by the parties,After some mutual expressions impatient on how developed abid, he lit a spat between the two accused, where -in fastcrescendo- the S... (evidently as a reaction to an expression notconsonant of C...) gave this the "pig", receiving in responseindicating the name of the female pig above.To which the first losed the light of reason, rising fromchair and settling opponent (powerless to notice of intention,he being a blind total) a powerful slap, that made himflying goggles.At this point the C... got up in turn and, twirling armstoward contender -he says to defend himself, but exposed to advancedbeating with hands barrel blindly towardsof S... "- meant that the latter, drawing back, fallingagainst a radiator and injuring an arm (transported to the hospital, thewound was sutured with 7 points). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelandakh Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 At least she didn't shoot him! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana_eva Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Original here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Can someone who actually knows English and Italian produce a competent translation? Or was the point of posting this to show how amusing it is when we try to use Google Translate on bridge-related text? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana_eva Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Can someone who actually knows English and Italian produce a competent translation? Or was the point of posting this to show how amusing it is when we try to use Google Translate on bridge-related text? Well I tried but it's hard :P The story is, if I understood correctly, that at some small tourney a pair got into a fight over some bid. One called the other a pig or some such. The other got pissed and slapped partner so hard that his glasses flew over. The glass-less guy then beat or pushed the other one kinda blindly (because he was almost blind) and pushed him into something. The pushed-over guy fell onto something and ended up in the hospital and needed 7 stitches. Then there's the committee decision which is pretty hilarious, but i really can't translate that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 And this is EXACTLY what we need to make Bridge a spectator sport. Just add a penalty box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 I wonder what the thread title refers to. Is throwing partner into the fish bowl a more "natural" way of showing you disrespect for his bidding than refusing to raise his suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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