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jillybean

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From me (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”)

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all….. and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted year 2015 but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms viz:

 

- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

- This greeting is freely transferrable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably can be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first.

- The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

- Any reference in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referred third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

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My daughter picked me up some greeting cards for my team here at work. They said peace on earth on the front but Merry Christmas on the inside. I hope I don't offend anyone.

 

I included a candy cane that is corn syrup free from Whole Foods. Hopefully the sugar cane growers also received a fair wage, that the cane doesn't contain GMO materials, and is cage-free and hormone-free.

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- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

Alright, I shall await your further clarification then. Plenty of time to sort it out, of course, since

the summer solstice holiday

is still some ways in the future. ;)

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Alright, I shall await your further clarification then. Plenty of time to sort it out, of course, since

 

is still some ways in the future. ;)

 

Christmas, life and a summer solstice do exist outside of North America :;)

 

Southern Hemisphere summer solstice

(Australia, New Zealand, South America, Southern Africa)

 

December solstice 2014:

December 21, at 23:03 UTC.

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Many wishes for the holiday season to all those I met on this site talking about various topics was hoping to be useful but the most important thing for the company that raises something more futile, hello wishing still many beautiful things that make us happier.
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Yes, Merry Christmas to all my forum friends and happy holidays to everyone and Jillybean. Although I am not Christian, I enjoy this time of the year very much. I wish we had snow in Houston TX, as we did in Santa Fe NM every this time of the year, but I still love it. http://www.bridgebase.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif
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Some fog in Huntington Beach, CA tonight. Will likely take the Clayton 5 on a bike ride along the water tomorrow.

 

Have learned to enjoy winter here with the 70 degree weather and silver sun.

 

Merry Christmas. Hope your 2015 is fantastic.

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Good morning & Merry Christmas everyone! (even my enemies list on BBO)

 

We and all the world celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus - even though He was born in early April of the year 4 B.C. Just like me to get another loved one's birthday wrong, again! But isn't it the thought that counts?

 

I plan to eat plenty of bacon for breakfast, then later go out & shoot off all my rifle bullets into the air, as is traditional in my neck of the woods!

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Good morning & Merry Christmas everyone! (even my enemies list on BBO)

 

We and all the world celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus - even though He was born in early April of the year 4 B.C. Just like me to get another loved one's birthday wrong, again! But isn't it the thought that counts?

 

I plan to eat plenty of bacon for breakfast, then later go out & shoot off all my rifle bullets into the air, as is traditional in my neck of the woods!

 

Shall I play for him a rat-a-tat-tat

On my gat

 

I'll make a recording, maybe it will sell.

 

Merry Christmas to you and to all, and enjoy the day.

 

I have toget to my daughter's but I'll work on this.

 

The ox and lamb ducked for cover a rat-a-tat-tat...

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