Winstonm Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 What are doing in this thread, you moron? And that goes for you, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampyr Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Tell me what you've done wrong - go on - you know you want to get it off your chest. OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenMan Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread. You're lucky. I wasted 20 because I also had to read your post. :P :rolleyes: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 What a couple of nincompoops. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Molyb Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 you people do not know what it REALLY is :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasetb Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I've stood by quietly for too long while you spout out your nonsensical, left-wing ideas and falsely convince the public that you are right and others are wrong. Didn't see that one coming, did ya? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinidad Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I failed to duck my ace yesterday evening when declarer led to the KJ in dummy. Other than that I am perfect... Rik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrothgar Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Molyb Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink:STOP BEING SO CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink: No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners. I thought you looked familiar. B-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit. Hey, anyone can revoke but it takes a real nimrod to put back-to-back posts in a stupid thread like this one. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenMan Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. :unsure: (Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOut Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. :unsure: (Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenMan Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff... There's that. The funny thing is that this was the first of two boards against an expert pair, so I was suitably embarrassed. The next board we somehow made 9 tricks in 2♥ when the room was making 8, for an average round. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 From BB King, "Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too." Between rounds of a Swiss I've got good mileage by asking somebody "How much did you lose by?" and when they ask why I think they lost I hit them with "One look at you and I'm thinkin LOSER!" Don't tell anyone I hang out with YOU losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtK78 Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 From BB King, "Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too." Reminds me of the saying I used to tell my ex: "The entire world is nuts except for you and me. And I am not sure about you." I am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiros Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Hey, the OP edited his post..... Pock, pawk, p-p-p-pawk, p-p-p-ppppaaawwwwkkkkkk . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Only dimwits would spend time in a thread like this. Sheesh. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billw55 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the general public. Fools, all of you! If you do not go away, I shall taunt you a second time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Bring me a shrubbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtK78 Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Bring me a shrubbery.It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 You all SUCK! Sorry, not good at this but eager to learn. McLeans magazine ran a contest, As American as apple pie = As Canadian as? The winner was As possible under the circumstances. We say thank you to ATM machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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