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I have nothing dramatic, but the one i've come across that I hate the most is this:

 

playing weak NT one pair played a 2NT response to stayman as showing both majors... just hate that as surely one of the key uses for stayman when playing a weak NT is for bad hands to try and escape somewhere :huh:

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I have played a couple of times against a pair, that uses the following 2M openings:

 

2 - multi: weak 6 card hearts or weak 6 card spades

2 - weak 6 card spades

 

I think one of them shows really weak spades, but sadly I cannot recall which one. :(

 

2H weak with or is a great convention

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I have nothing dramatic, but the one i've come across that I hate the most is this:

 

playing weak NT one pair played a 2NT response to stayman as showing both majors... just hate that as surely one of the key uses for stayman when playing a weak NT is for bad hands to try and escape somewhere :huh:

I love it when my opponents have bad agreements. :D

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2NT as response to Stayman showing both majors has advantages. You can play nonpromisory Stayman while at the same time allowing

1NT-2

2-2

to show a 5-card suit so that you don't have to commit yourself to 2NT when you have an invitational hand with five spades.

 

But it does require you to play the the 2NT response to Stayman as showing a minimum with both majors since otherwise responder won't know what to do with an invitational hand without a major. Playing 2NT as "both majors, any strength" seems pointless to me. But maybe I am missing something.

 

Anyway, in a weak NT context I agree it is much better to bid 2 with both majors, even if playing nonpromisory.

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I opened 1. LHO bid 2, alerted.

1-(2*)-pass-(2)

(pass)-4-a.p.

 

I asked what the auction meant. It appeared that 2 showed 17+ points and all responses were natural and positive. I asked what advancer would do with a yarb. I was told that with a yarb, advancer would just pass....

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I opened 1. LHO bid 2, alerted.

1-(2*)-pass-(2)

(pass)-4-a.p.

 

I asked what the auction meant. It appeared that 2 showed 17+ points and all responses were natural and positive. I asked what advancer would do with a yarb. I was told that with a yarb, advancer would just pass....

Congrats, Helene - I think you get my vote for the best entry yet in this competition....

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2NT as response to Stayman showing both majors has advantages. You can play nonpromisory Stayman while at the same time allowing

1NT-2

2-2

to show a 5-card suit so that you don't have to commit yourself to 2NT when you have an invitational hand with five spades.

 

But it does require you to play the the 2NT response to Stayman as showing a minimum with both majors since otherwise responder won't know what to do with an invitational hand without a major. Playing 2NT as "both majors, any strength" seems pointless to me. But maybe I am missing something.

 

Anyway, in a weak NT context I agree it is much better to bid 2 with both majors, even if playing nonpromisory.

 

Lol - I play this. 2NT shows both majors minimum and 3 show a max. I am devastated this has made the list. :(

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I had a pair say, before the first board of the round, "we don't play reverses". Then their uncontested auction went 1-1-2. I pointed at the 2 bid and said "that's a reverse". "No it's not." I said "A reverse is a rebid at the two level in a higher ranking suit that the first bid suit and which requires partner to go to the three level to show simple preference." "Yeah, so?" "So that's a reverse." "No it's not." :blink:

 

Turned out, of course, that they meant "our reverses (by opener) don't show extra values". :o :huh:

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I saw this funny agreement on a CC once: "psychics only on Saturday". Sadly, it was a Saturday...

 

 

A couple of weeks later I encountered them again, on a Sunday. Needless to say they had 7 CC's, one for each day of the week. ;)

 

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That's bizarre.

 

You've only had one pair say that? :rolleyes:

I've had several pairs say they "don't play reverses", but only one who took it to the extreme I posted. Usually I get "oh, I didn't know that" when I tell them the definition of a reverse. :blink:

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This weekend we had two pairs that played:

 

1-2 6-9, at least 5 cards

1-3 at least 5 cards, "weak" (by which they meant about 6-9).

 

I asked what they did with a good club raise. Not only did they not have an answer, they didn't understand the question.

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  • 1 year later...

opps bid:

1-1

2*

 

me: why did you alert?

opp: 2 is just the best minor, it can 3.

me: um what is 1NT then?

opp: what do you mean? no one bid 1NT.

me: I mean, 1NT instead of 2, can't you do it on 2533?

opp: nah, we prefer to bid 2 or 2, that way you are showing 8 cards from your hand.

me (to myself): well that's quite an improvement on standard bidding where you show 11 cards and leave open the possibility of a cheap checkback for 3-card spades all the while keeping the 2m rebids pure. at least you don't have to play notrumps!

me: OK OK but what is 1NT then?

opp: we just don't rebid 1NT.

 

Same opps, the following hand:

1*-1**

 

1 shows 10-15 hcp, denying a major, could be a void

Well, what is 1?

opp: oh that's just a relay, it promises 5+ hcp.

me: well what are other bids?

opp: what do you mean other bids?

me: you know, 1, 1NT, 2, ...

opp: oh we don't bid them. I guess they are all signoffs.

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I played with an old lady at the club and agreed to play Montreal relays. During the evening I realised that she played that the 1 opening actually promises a 3-card major and 1 denies one! So she would open 1 with say a 3172 (or 3-0-10-0 if I want to be extreme) but 1 on a 2137. But I admit we got a nice result after 1-1; 4 when I had a decent but not great 4-4-5-0 and was encouraged by knowing that we're in a 9-card fit.
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And finally there's a pair who play

1=12-14 any

1=15-17 any

1=18-20 any

1=21-23 any

1NT=24+ any

 

Such a system has already been mentioned upthread but they also have point-showing replies!

 

step 1=0-5 any

step 2=6-8 any

step 3=9-11 any

step 4=12-14 any

step 5=15-17 any

 

 

That way, each response but step 1 actually always shows a given total range for the partnership. E.g., 1-2, 1-2, 1-2, and 1-2 all show that your partnership has 27-31 hcp. Kind of useless of course and fails a lot in practice (with or without interference) but at least you practice your basic algebra.

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I played with an old lady at the club and agreed to play Montreal relays. During the evening I realised that she played that the 1 opening actually promises a 3-card major and 1 denies one! So she would open 1 with say a 3172 (or 3-0-10-0 if I want to be extreme) but 1 on a 2137. But I admit we got a nice result after 1-1; 4 when I had a decent but not great 4-4-5-0 and was encouraged by knowing that we're in a 9-card fit.

 

I'm amazed you were capable of deciphering this. I would've been looking for a drink

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