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Board 16, favourable, three passes to me. I open 1NT (15-17) on J95 AJ3 AK54 A52. Partner staymans, which RHO doubles for lead direction. I bid 2, which I think shows a club stopper and no four-card major.

 

So if you don't have a club stopper you keep the option of playing 2 doubled or redoubled open, but if you do have a club stopper you don't want that possibility?

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Not sure I follow. Could you elaborate?

 

Well, if I lead a low diamond, that could signal that I want you to return a diamond (say you have the A but not the K). This is why a led a high diamond, to say I don't want the suit returned. However, that is not an issue, as I almost surely don't have a diamond honor (from your POV) and you almost surely have both (from my POV) and so I should lead low as count. This will make it easier for you to not be tempted to give me a ruff.

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Let me try again. The auction begins 1NT-2-(X). You are the 1NT opener and do not have a 4 card major. Your options at this point are redouble, pass and 2. It makes sense for at least one of these options to show a club stopper and at least one of these options to deny a club stopper.

 

According to the laws of bridge, it is possible for this auction to end with your partner declaring 2x or 2xx. This may be a desirable option if you have a club stopper. It is much less likely to be a desirable option if you do not have a club stopper.

 

Therefore, when deciding which of redouble, pass and 2 should show a club stopper, it does not make sense for 2 to be the option showing a club stopper, because that precludes a possible final contract of 2x/2xx.

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  • 4 weeks later...
Ugh. Apr. 20, new partner. I blast 4 after partner's simple raise and get a low diamond lead. The trump suit is xxx opposite my AJTxx and he has xx to go with my Kx. However, right now I'm considering the diamonds, and he has kindly provided KTxx opposite my A8. I call for a low one, and RHO produces the 9. I win the ace, and since I know RHO is weak, I'm sure she has the J, or she'd never dare play the 9. Of course, it could also be she has 9-high, but I'd expect LHO to lead the Q from the supposed QJxx she has, in this case. Congratulating myself on my fine deduction, I play a diamond to the T. RHO wins the J I knew she had, I never get to dummy to discard any losers on the K, so even though I manage to clash the heart honors (and by "manage" I mean I cash ace and then play the J), I end up down 1. Bleh.
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July 4. After a long hiatus (from F2F Bridge in general), I'm psyched and ready to go down in a cold slam.

As dealer I open 1 on AJ Q9432 A8653 5, and partner drives to slam after a relatively intelligent 2/1 auction, with no interference. The lead is a club, and partner tables 5 AJT KJ92 AKQT9

Take a moment to plan a play where you can go down. Since it seemed I make 13 tricks if everything is friendly and 12 if trumps misbehave, maybe 11 if everything is wrong (J doesn't drop, can't find Q, etc). So, after winning in dummy, I play a spade to my ace and finesse in trumps with low to the T, since that's how champs do it. The finesse holds, and it seems I'm again in 12 or 13 territory, when the blunder sets in. I decide I have a useful safety play - after all, I created a spade loser in my hand. If I return to hand and finesse again, RHO might win the K she ducked, and then stick me in dummy with a trump, and then I can't ruff my J!. Elated that I discovered this defensive ruse, I cash the A and discover a 4-1 break with the K onside. Well, no worries. I still have the Q9. So I cross to my A, noting the Q dropping on my left, and ruff my J. Loser eliminated!

Of course, it now occurs to me that LHO still has Kx and very likely can ruff a diamond and maybe a club at some point. So I make the only logical play - I ruff a club back to hand, and play a trump. LHO wins his K and should've forced me for down a million, but instead he's nice and plays a club, which again gets me to dummy with no way to return to hand to draw trumps. I concede one down for a deserved 0% when everyone else finds the better safety play of pitching that spade on one of the high clubs.

I wish I could say I don't know what I was thinking, but I do know what I was thinking - it was just idiotic :)

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  • 6 months later...

As a rookie, I got my first game with a local expert who saw some promise.

 

I capped off our 35% game by bidding kc on hearts and getting a 5 reply showing we were off 2 bullets since I had the K. Nowhere to run but what a pard. He shook his head and said, "You are better than this, tommorrow 7 p.m. be there."

 

If I had noticed this thread earlier I would have it up to a couple of hundred pages by now. :)

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Actually not that bad a session, especially considering I haven't really played in over 6 months.

However, one obvious defensive blunder comes to mind:

Favourable, partner deals himself a 2 opening (weak). RHO overcalls 2. Looking at Axxx xxx AT xxxx I'm fine with passing, and LHO bumps to 4. I lead the A and dummy hits with QJxx KT872 xx AT

Partner discourages and I try to decide which black suit to shift to, when a brilliant idea hits me - I can just ask. So I follow with the A, partner discourages again, and the club shift finally releases an encouraging spot from his clutches. Too bad declarer then draws trumps, unblocks the K and pitches his clubs on the good spades in dummy. Somehow I'd only thought about whether declarer could pitch dummy's T, without giving any consideration to pitching losers from his own hand :(

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I like the Antrax blunder hand and I hope it is ok to comment. This was matchpoints? If the discouraging diamond at trick 1 denies the diamond king then it seems, after the diamond ace has been cashed, we only have a spade, a club and a diamond on any defense. But if partner has the diamond king I congratulate him on the discouraging card. The second diamond trick can wait, establishing the club cannot.
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Yeah, partner had the K but recognized we have to develop a club trick, and holding the K but not Q, wanted me to lead the clubs.

 

Too bad it didn't work out as it might have, but I always am pleased when partner and I can go over such things productively.

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I think my favourite blunder was one of those hands where you have a nice trump fit, a singleton spade and can basically count 12 top tricks, with all keycards held ... "and a spade ruff in my hand makes 13" thinks I so I bid the no play grand forgetting partner has already shown me 543 in the other suits in the auction.
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Yesterday I probably gave the worst performance since I learned how to play. I was seriously sleep deprived and at some point even the auto pilot went to sleep. Here's an example.

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The lead is a . See if you can blunder your way into limiting yourself to only 10 tricks (Matchpoints, so it matters).

To the untrained eye, it seems you will score three clubs, three diamonds, a diamond ruff, a spade and between three and four heart tricks. However, that eye is not asleep. Here's how I played it: win in dummy. Decide to finesse in hearts "twice". Run the 9 to ensure E isn't tempted to cover. W wins Q, and switches to a club. Play the K from dummy, because God knows you're short of entries, and also it makes perfect sense to finesse again, and drop the Q under it. Now finesse again. Hearts were 2-2. E switches to a spade, and now you start thinking, try dropping the J, try a psuedo-squeeze, and finally surrender another spade. I think my favourite part was when I looked at the scoresheet and said "I have no idea how you can make 12 tricks. Probably friendly defense" with total conviction - the idea of cashing winners never even crossed my mind.

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