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So Bergen raises are played after a double but 2NT is natural?

 

LOL..I ask Jesus to help you, today, all day, any day, every day, maybe one day.......seems he ain't gonna do it. I don't know why, but I suspect it is beyond his power.

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  • 1 month later...

I was playing with an old partner this morning just a fun game but proper scoring etc.

 

about halfway round we came to a notorious LOL and her long suffering but equally as weak husband.

 

The bidding proceeds as follows:

 

[hv=pc=n&n=saqt875hj8d76cj85&d=n&v=e&b=9&a=2sdp3c(showing%20some%20values)3s(screw%20you)3npp4s(I%20am%20determined%20to%20play%20this%20one!)dppp]133|200[/hv]

 

at the end of the auction I gently tell her that the auction looks all wrong but...

She had none of it!

 

well that's not true, look at the vulnerability we're non vul you're vul I HAVE to bid game. Even if it goes 3 off it's going to be a top for our side.

 

well after we cashed our 7 top tricks and 4sx drifted 4 off we put it in the bridgemate and see that every other table the contract is 3N going DOWN 2 by EW.

 

luckily her husband was there to console her on this "unlucky fluke hand. You made the right bid partner".

 

Eagles

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at the end of the auction I gently tell her that the auction looks all wrong and that virtually always once you have limited your hand i.e. with the 2s bid, you shouldn't really speak again unless asked to by partner.

 

Unless she is your student this is super rude.

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Unless she is your student this is super rude.

 

I also think it's rude for opps to give unsolicited advice. I wouldn't go as far as saying it;s "super rude" but yeah, it's annoying. Especially when opps have no clue what the partnership harmony is. Like in this case for instance, if they were willing to chalk it up as "unlucky" why rub the salt... Let them play and be happy and think they weren't lucky.

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I don't think Jinksy was asking about bridge lessons. You were giving him unsolicited lessons on conduct, which is just as rude.

 

Do you seriously think so? I think that bad behaviour can be worth a telling-off, while opponents' bidding is not. And maybe eagles has learnt a valuable lesson, since while he has retained in his post his initial criticism of his opponents' bidding, he has deleted the free bridge lesson he gave them.

 

LOL but people will find fault with anything if they try hard enough. I must admit that I am flattered.

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Do you seriously think so? I think that bad behaviour can be worth a telling-off, while opponents' bidding is not. And maybe eagles has learnt a valuable lesson, since while he has retained in his post his initial criticism of his opponents' bidding, he has deleted the free bridge lesson he gave them.

 

LOL but people will find fault with anything if they try hard enough. I must admit that I am flattered.

That, and can we agree not to use profanities on these fora. I realise that might be difficult for those with limited vocabularies.

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this happened at the club last night, Vampyr and Hog you will be pleased I made no comment to the opps!!

 

[hv=pc=n&s=st82h973dq753ckj9&w=sk43hqt5da4cat763&n=saq95ha84dt986c85&e=sj76hkj62dkj2cq42&d=n&v=e&b=9&a=ppp1cp1hp1npp2dp3ddppp]399|300[/hv]

 

hopeless comment afterwards:

 

a frustrated South to North - "you're far too weak to bid 3 diamonds partner".

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hopeless comment afterwards:

 

a frustrated South to North - "you're far too weak to bid 3 diamonds partner".

It's not so clueless. Balancing actions are often made with weak hands -- you're bidding partner's expected values. North had about what he's expected to have (South was probably expecting even more, because East had more than enough to invite with 2NT), so he had no business raising.

 

However, South isn't totally blameless. Balancing is pretty dangerous when the opponents haven't found a fit -- there's no reason to expect that your side has a fit, either. And 4333 is the worst shape a hand can have, especially when it's weak in high cards.

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I have to report one from tonight - although I made a bad bid imo my partner had a stinker

 

 

[hv=pc=n&s=skt98ht85dckqt852&w=sahq43dakqjt98c76&n=sq6543hkj976dcj93&e=sj72ha2d765432ca4&d=n&v=0&b=1&a=ppp2c2s3d(bad%20bid%20by%20me%20i%20think)4sp(!!!!!)pdpp(!!!!!)p]399|300[/hv]

 

 

in fairness this was the last round but I couldn't believe it :lol:

 

my partner said afterwards that she thought my "3d bid was negative and the X was penalty"

 

oops

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West made a game forcing opening bid. Whatever double means, West has little or no defense against 4, and if 3 is negative, neither does East. So clearly West should bid 5, or she shouldn't have bid 2 in the first place.

 

Either way, this partnership needs to nail down what calls means after a 2 start and interference. Might take a while, but it's a necessary discussion, IMO. Of course, if your partner is like one of mine, any discussion of any bidding is "a waste of time" and not to be borne. B-)

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I had this one yesterday, being dealer and playing a team game at the local club:

 

P-(Dbl*)

 

LHO is clearly confused and wonder what to do, puts a double on the table and honestly wonder if that is allowed. We tell her it isn't. "Well... I guess I have to start with a club then..." (this is a pair playing 4 card openings). The corrected bidding comtinues.

 

P-(1C)-Dbl-(P);

P-(1NT*)-P-(P);

Dbl-AP

 

Before bidding 1NT:

 

LHO: "If I pass now, will I have to play 1C doubled?"

We: "Yes"

LHO: "Well, that's no good..."

RHO: "You could try bidding something else."

LHO: *sigh* "I think i'll try 1NT"

 

I held a 9-count with five decent clubs. After partner's lead declarer asks which contract she's playing. 1NT doubled, we reply.

 

During the play declarer helps me to establish my club suit, my partner has to discard and goes in for a tank. After 20 seconds declarer says:

 

"I'm thinking about calling the director, you're not allowed to think that long."

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