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Someone died and made you king. Your first decree is:  

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  1. 1. Someone died and made you king. Your first decree is:

    • behead flannery
      14
    • behead drury
      2
    • revoke the rule of 20
      7
    • hunt those who steal doubles and banish them
      25
    • behead wilkoz
      3


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King Phil the Generous still wants to win tournaments, and if my loyal subjects play C: and D:, I will have a better chance.

 

However, I will instruct the royal printer to change the "Defense to 1N Openings" from all those silly suit symbols to four tickboxes that say:

  • Natural
  • Landy
  • Multi-Landy
  • Woolsey

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Am I allowed to go off-menu? If I were in charge, the first conventions up against the wall would be:

- Mini splinters

- Transfer superaccepts that say somethng about a side-suit

- Support redoubles

- "Game-forcing" two-over-one responses that aren't game-forcing

- 2-way Drury (actually I plagiarised this particular dislike)

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Wow, this is tough. Flannery, Drury, and Stolen Bid are all things I would hate to ever be forced to play... but my opps who play stolen bid do give me a lot of tops, and flannery is more or less harmless, so I had to vote for Drury.

 

And of course if I catch up with whoever made such a useful and straightforward convention as Wilkosz Brown Sticker, he's going to vanish into the dungeons for a long time.

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Forbid Ghestem, any convention its inventor forgets should be banished first.

+1

 

No need to ban the rest. They can use these conventions all day long.

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I voted Rule of 20 which does not add to the sum of human knowledge but would certainly have voted for Ghestem given the chance. It would end 40 appeals per year and remove the need for several thousand forms showing how players fielded their partners bid ostensibly showing spades and diamonds when it was actually a WJO to be stored.

"I remembered it was Ghestem the second I bid it with my six clubs and a weak hand. Of course my partners alert did not wake me up!"

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Stolen bid doubles

What does this mean?

It means that you double to say "I wanted to bid that". As one might expect, the value of this varies according to the auction.

 

For example

  (1) 1 (2) dbl

using double to show a raise to 2 is sensible and obvious.

 

Similarly, many people would play

  1NT (2) dbl

as Stayman.

 

On the other hand, this double:

  1 (4) dbl

is probably not best used as a splinter.

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Trbltrbl once made two threads, "What is the worst convention?" and "What about the best convention?".

 

I don't think Stayman and t/o doubles came up in the "worst" thread, but other than that, all conventions that I have ever heard of were nominated for both.

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