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Double not only has less than ideal shape, it also lacks four spades, and on top of that it is too long in hearts, additionally it doesn't even have two four card minors. For these 17 reasons I think double is wrong.  B)

Confusion...slowly dawning...Ahhh, now I get it, those were all the same reason(s), but restated in several different ways...I hope? I need someone to put sarcasm font on these things...

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Double not only has less than ideal shape, it also lacks four spades, and on top of that it is too long in hearts, additionally it doesn't even have two four card minors. For these 17 reasons I think double is wrong.  B)

Confusion...slowly dawning...Ahhh, now I get it, those were all the same reason(s), but restated in several different ways...I hope? I need someone to put sarcasm font on these things...

actually, no. They are three separate things. Josh is not beyond Joshing, but this is not one of those times.

"Ideal"=4-1-4-4, hence less than ideal.

"4-X-X-X" would be less than ideal but still have four of the focus Major.

Having JXX of hearts is a true third flaw.

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That's like saying if my proper healthy weight is 160 pounds and I really weigh 190 pounds then there are 3 problems with my weight. That I'm over the ideal weight of 160, and I'm not even under 170 to be close, and that I'm all the way to 190 which is even worse.
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Double not only has less than ideal shape, it also lacks four spades, and on top of that it is too long in hearts, additionally it doesn't even have two four card minors. For these 17 reasons I think double is wrong.  <_<

Confusion...slowly dawning...Ahhh, now I get it, those were all the same reason(s), but restated in several different ways...I hope? I need someone to put sarcasm font on these things...

actually, no. They are three separate things. Josh is not beyond Joshing, but this is not one of those times.

"Ideal"=4-1-4-4, hence less than ideal.

"4-X-X-X" would be less than ideal but still have four of the focus Major.

Having JXX of hearts is a true third flaw.

To be fair, I cheated in my analysis of whether Josh was using sarcasm by looking at his earlier thoughts on this problem, when he clearly said that he thought X was best. My 2nd grade teacher would appreciate my use of context clues in reading comprehension.

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