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This is a classic meme on a different forum, but it's probably appropriate in this thread.

 

csaba, if things aren't going your way with the girls, try hitting them. girls love the dominant, alpha male.

 

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Don't ever hit a girl, please.

 

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epic fail.

It really helps if you actually "like" girls. Being in their presence, I mean. They can sense when you are just in it for the hunt and unless you are a Johnny or Leonardo, failure is assured.

Women, as people, opens up a whole other half of humanity, it more ways than one. ;)

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epic fail.

You might take comfort from a favorite remembrance of mine from my years as a single. I was having lunch at the cafe off from the National Gallery. I was chatting with a couple of women, the conversation was going well, and one of them asked what I do for a living. "I am a mathematician" "That's too bad" They both got up and left.

 

Hang in there, baby!

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If she says something you know is wrong FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T CORRECT HER!!

 

Dangerously consistent and maddeningly inconsistent.

 

I've successfully answered the question "Does this make me look fat?" twice a week for the last decade.

Couldn't you find someone who changed her clothes a little more often.

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epic fail.

You might take comfort from a favorite remembrance of mine from my years as a single. I was having lunch at the cafe off from the National Gallery. I was chatting with a couple of women, the conversation was going well, and one of them asked what I do for a living. "I am a mathematician" "That's too bad" They both got up and left.

 

Hang in there, baby!

You may want to keep Al Bundy's Commandment #5 in mind:

 

5. it is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
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