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An Open Letter Apology


Winstonm

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I want to apologize to anyone I have offended or insulted in my many posting and tell them that I am truly sorry - I mean, I Really WANT to.....but I just can't. I can't bring myself to apologize to numbskulls. After all, the fools deserved every cheap shot, sling, or arrow suffered - as we suffered from their intellectually-challenged drivel and moronic incantations. I mean, really, why should I go around apoloziing to fools, idiots, stupidos, asshats, and morons when they should be apologizing to the rest of us for littering our world with dumb?

 

So to all I may have offended or insulted, I offer you a heartfelt I don't give a rat's ass. Be glad you got that much.

 

Have a nice day. :)

 

P.S. "They" are right. Confession is good for the soul. :P

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Anyone capable of screencapping this and uploading it somewhere for general consumption? The link is only available if you live in the right part of the world. Maybe a proxy server would work but that's all beyond me. I have the same problem with a lot of Waubrey's cool vidcap links.
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sounds just like the trolls from the msn groups lols

 

a couple of years ago there was an ugly bboer who got in all manners of trouble

 

after an involutary vacation he is back and a well-meaning friend of mine decided to help him save his soul

 

that is my friend`s zen thing, not mine. at last the friend reported that he has turned the ugly bboer in the nicest bridge player( if so , perhaps waterboarding must have worked) and says the ugly one wants to play with me.

 

but i am not about to test it out lol

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Anyone capable of screencapping this and uploading it somewhere for general consumption? The link is only available if you live in the right part of the world. Maybe a proxy server would work but that's all beyond me. I have the same problem with a lot of Waubrey's cool vidcap links.

Maybe youtube works?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sfVHd1D-gU

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"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."

 

Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Conclusion, 1854

Army Scout: "I don't like the sound of those drums."

Bandleader: "Don't worry. He's not our regular drummer."

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Lone Ranger to Tonto:

 

"Looks like we are surrounded by hostile savages!"

 

Tonto to Lone Ranger:

 

What you mean, "we" kemo sabe?

That last joke works better if you substitute "paleface" for "Kemo Sabe."

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Being a recovering "know-it-all", I find I'm actually delighted to come down off my perch and learn some interpersonal skills:

 

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Sec...s/dp/0060554738

This is a very entertaining book, imo, though the majority of BBF won't enjoy it.

Why not? The forum members are predominantly male. Oh well maybe that is not all it takes ....

 

But maybe a book about how to convince a good bridge player to become one's partner would be more useful.

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