Fluffy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 mmmm I like that reasoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 A good night's sleep is a panacea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 If this thread become more tradition ....what about the first edition of the official Hijackers Cup later this year?...with same geographical proportials as in Ryder <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOut Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 And pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike777 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Sorry to hear the author Robert Parker passed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 proof that natural selection is a crock some hospitals put together a searchable database of over 300,000 ER visits... for example, you can type in the word "spaghetti" or "coat hanger" and see what comes up some of the highlights26 Male SPILLED HOT SPAGHETTI WATER ON GROIN WHILE COOKING AND BURNED PENIS55 Male Not stated 55 YOM AMPUTATED TIPS OF RIGHT THUMB, INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGER WHILE USING A MANDOLIN TO SLICE FOOD8 Male White "TRYING TO BE IRON MAN" AND JUMPED OFF OF A DECK 10FT HIGH. DX SPRAIN R/L FOREARM21 Female White WAS HOME IN THE SHOWER HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND,ACCIDENTLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST A RAZOR;BUTTOCKS ABRASIONS35 Male WAS STRAINING ON THE TOILET FOR 1.5 HOURS TODAY ATTEMPTING TO HAVE BOWEL MOVEMENT&HAD SUDDEN ONSET OF ACUTE ABDOMINAL PAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 The last one isn't funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Wow tomatoes are sick dangerous. Treatment date 10/8/2008 Age 38 Sex Male Race White Narrative PT BENT DOWN TO PICK TOMATOS AND POKED SELF IN EYE ON GARDENING STAKE DX// LEFT EYE CORNEAL ABRASION :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I saw Sherlock Holmes today, it was kind of ironic to see that the evil guy was named "Blackwood" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 "Gerbil" was a bit disappointing, but for a ton of fun and great hits search "Rectum"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted January 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 W.C. Fields had a sure cure for insomnia: get plenty of sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted January 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 t seems like a no-brainer for something to drop a little extra cash on. The same applies for a comfortable mattress. Dropping cash on a mattress is a good way to get arrested for soliciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW lol Ya I hate it when that happens. wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 PUT ROLL OF DOLLAR BILLS IN BAGGY UP RECTUM AND CANNOT REMOVE IT NOW lol Ya I hate it when that happens. wat? Once you have read "Papillon" you are forever changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_(autobiography) please confirm. looking to have life changed but dont want to make mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike777 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papillon_(autobiography) please confirm. looking to have life changed but dont want to make mistake. in general life has not changed... in any event not changed to any silly degree. I mean stop I expect change to move at the speed of thought yet it does not so......change is slow...... much slower than my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Avocado girl.So green, so shapely, so ripe.Brown ketchup changes everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Waiting for the Super Bowl action.... it means for the halftime show :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I observed that the best laughs I get are always to my jokes. Does this make me a narcissist, a schizophrenic or just a moron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I observed that the best laughs I get are always to my jokes. Does this make me a narcissist, a schizophrenic or just a moron? It makes you a comedian. If they were crying it would make you a banker. If they were shouting angrily it would make you a politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 My best laughs are never to my jokes. On an obscurely related topic, it's a good thing my parents named me Josh because that's what everyone calls me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 My best laughs are never to my jokes. On an obscurely related topic, it's a good thing my parents named me Josh because that's what everyone calls me. So, you are "Joshing" then? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 don't know how many people have seen the previous doc " dancing outlaw" but this should get you pumped new jesco white documentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 don't know how many people have seen the previous doc " dancing outlaw" but this should get you pumped new jesco white documentary Who dat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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