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Its sounds like one of these quiet and peaceful places where the only gun you need is a water pistol just in case one of the neighbours drunk a little over and confound the front doors ;-)

 

I lived in one of those places (a small village) when I was in England in the early 90s. No guns, so when this homeowner objected to a bunch of teenagers (none related to him) using his back garden for a late night party, they beat him to death.

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Its sounds like one of these quiet and peaceful places where the only gun you need is a water pistol just in case one of the neighbours drunk a little over and confound the front doors ;-)

 

 

Yes, you have it right. I think that it is not unknown for the police to raid a meth lab somewhere in the countryside, but those of us who are not in the trade have little to fear.

 

I don't entirely discount the usefulness of guns. There was an incident in my childhood with my mother pointing my father's 12 gauge at a potential intruder. He wisely left. But I am overweight, and that is far far more likely to contribute to my death than the fact that I don't have a gun. I grew up learning to hunt, carrying my own shotgun by age 11 or 12, but I quit long ago and I prefer not to have a gun. To each his own.

 

Mostly I find the local enthusiasm for guns to be just one more way in which I am out of sync with my neighbors. The story about the man taking all but five of the guns has, you probably won't be surprised to hear, a setting that makes it less bizarre. He is a gun collector, the five guns that he left had been presents from his wife during the forty year course of their marriage. The breakup is a true tragedy and I suppose I should not make jokes about it, but her showing up to tell me about only having five guns was just too much to resist.

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For power nappers:

 

Ordinarily, sleep experts advise steering clear of coffee and other stimulants before resting, since caffeine disrupts sleep. As a result, studies on drowsy drivers have generally compared the restorative benefits of pulling over and napping versus pulling over for a cup of caffeine. Researchers have found that a 15- to 30-minute nap increases alertness and driving performance, but most studies show that drinking caffeine is a slightly superior strategy.

 

In a series of studies, however, sleep researchers in England found that drinking a cup of coffee and then immediately taking a 15-minute nap was even more effective. The researchers tested sleep-deprived subjects in driving simulators and found that a “caffeine nap” improved driving performance and reduced sleepiness better than other commonly employed techniques, including cold air, a short nap, a break with no nap or 200 milligrams of caffeine, roughly the amount in a 10-ounce cup of strong brewed coffee.

 

This method is believed to work because the short power nap helps clear the brain of the sleep-inducing compound adenosine. Caffeine, meanwhile, takes about 20 minutes to have its physiological effect — kicking in just as the napper is awakening.

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Just created a new cocktail especially for this specific thread>>>> Hijacker's Sling >>>>

 

4cl Bacon flavored vodka

8cl Avocado juice

2 tea spoons of finish ketchup

1 tea spoon Worchester

 

Hot! Hot! hot!

All these shaked and served over the ice cubs. Cheers! http://grafiken.ioff.de/smilies/trink.gif

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Just created a new cocktail especially for this specific thread>>>> Hijacker's Sling >>>>

 

4cl Bacon flavored vodka

8cl Avocado juice

2 tea spoons of finish ketchup

1 tea spoon Worchester

 

Hot! Hot! hot!

All these shaked and served over the ice cubs. Cheers! http://grafiken.ioff.de/smilies/trink.gif

 

Sounds tasty, esp. if you make your own ketchup and bacon flavored vodka. Real posters on this thread will, of course, use their zambonies to scrape some ice. This can be done ahead of time.

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Nothing is true; everything is permitted.

 

According to the British writer on grammar, Lynne Truss, many non-writers avoid the colon and semicolon for various reasons: "They are old-fashioned", "They are middle-class", "They are optional", "They are mysteriously connected to pausing", "They are dangerously addictive (vide Virginia Woolf)", and "The difference between them is too negligible to be grasped by the brain of man".[3]

From Wikipedia entry for Semicolon.

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Sounds tasty, esp. if you make your own ketchup and bacon flavored vodka. Real posters on this thread will, of course, use their zambonies to scrape some ice. This can be done ahead of time.

 

I wonder if Finland grows its own ice, too?

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Sounds tasty, esp. if you make your own ketchup and bacon flavored vodka. Real posters on this thread will, of course, use their zambonies to scrape some ice. This can be done ahead of time.

 

Replace avocado juice with Finnish tomato juice and you will get the finest "Bloody Zamboni" drink

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-horizontal-treadmill.gif

 

It looks like the hamsters may have a winner after years of research into adapting their hamster wheel into a cat-go-round toy.

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We must have hundreds of squirrels on our block

 

I may see one dead one the road

 

 

Just wondering where do all the dead squirrels go?

 

 

maybe all the hawks around here eat them before we see them?

A lot of turkey vultures around here. Sort of an ugly bird, but useful for clean-up work.

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A lot of turkey vultures around here. Sort of an ugly bird, but useful for clean-up work.

Ravens here do that clean-up work. The ravens also make sure that no one leaves garbage bags to be picked up unless they are stored in covered cans.

 

Our eagles clean up lots of squirrels too, but they don't wait until the squirrels are dead...

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