ggwhiz Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 After this hand, all 4 players should retire to the bar while the Zamboni clears the playing surface thus removing any relevance the occurrence has to well.... us. How about head hits in hockey? I'm all for them in bridge. Let us drop the bidding boxes and go at it. Even a 10 minute major penalty would only cost you a little more than 1 hand, peanuts at matchpoints. My partner has statistical evidence that playing with a concussion would improve my game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 back to the roots >>>>> I ♥ South Tyrol and its most valuable sort of bacon. http://www.produkt-suchmaschine.com/images/products/106_/suedtiroler-schinken-speck-ca-450-g-id81863.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted March 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 The hills are alive with the smell of ba-conWith strips they have slicedfor a thousand years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 I just heard about a guy on The Sharks TV program that had invented an alarm clock attached to a toaster oven. It woke you up to the smell of bacon! Unbelievably, the concept was turned down but I'm sending him a link to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted March 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 They probably would have gone for the idea of a Finnish ketsup alarm clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 "No one knows where the hobo goes when it snows." - Amarillo Slim Preston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Got a red card at the afternoon, I am really bad boy heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Quote of the day: The Boeing Company said inspections should be extended after a hole ripped through the roof of a Southwest jet on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Schaaalke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Best hotdog in the world:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/victoria-haschka/best-hot-dog-in-the-world-iceland_b_844305.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 "I was once in love with a beautiful blonde. She drove me to drink. That is the one thing I am indebted to her for." - W.C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Ahhh baseball. 5 minutes of action packed into 3 hours but the boxscores go so well with the morning coffee when you are in a Roto league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 let's all go to grad school! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 The Masters needs a Zamboni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 And after grad school there is the post-doc. And then we retire. Some people say that this can't go on but they have no imagination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 let's all go to grad school! Yeah, the forum dudes would ground own student's fraternity "Zamboni Madness" on the first day, a bridge club on second .....and generally spend their time on the campus>>> 70% playing bridge, 30% admiring female students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Grad school needs a Zamboni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 A couple of days ago I wrote in great-movie-thread about my "allergy" to the "Titanic" movie. Today my team have held the traditional Eastern meeting on board of the Rhine passenger ship to Düsseldorf. Fantastic weather, a feast of friends and "beer-flat-rate" on board heh, so nothing could annoy this nice afternoon I thought. I was wrong. After every announcement by the ship's stuff came a piece of Titanic main theme music, with vocal, without vocal, classic version, pop version and at the end of the cruise in the sight of Old Town a techno one! I was ready to jump into the Rhine and to swim these last few hundred meters, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 A cruise playing the theme from Titanic? Quality aside, that's quite a sense of humor. Maybe they can show "Snakes on a Plane" on my next flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Maybe we can arrange to have the theme from 2001: A Space Odessey piped into the cockpit of the next NASA mission, the theme from Taxi Driver on the radio the next time I jump in a cab to get to the airport, the theme from The Towering Inferno as elevator music, the theme from Jaws piped onto the beach outing, and the theme from Soylent Green played at the Social Security office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 ...the theme from "Reds" at the Republican National Convention...the theme from M.A.S.H. during a Pentagon briefing on Afghanistan...the theme from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The theme from Psycho while check in hotel would be quite interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The theme from Born Free played at the Chinese Embassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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