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At least they are not speaking an alien language, like mathematics.

 

Tja, if me & gwnn will get one time to Valhalla by mistake, we can feel somehow at home, invite Thor & Odin for a rubber session. According to the Ynglinga Saga these dudes play mostly Viking Precision heh.

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Any Valentine's haters here?

 

 

When I was 18 or so I explained to my girlfriend why Valentine's Day was a really stupid idea. She continued to go out with me. It was the beginning of my understanding that women often just let guys talk and don't really hold them all that responsible for what they say.

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Reminds me of something that happened during my college days. A winter storm prevented me from flying to see my girl friend of the time, so I decided to have flowers delivered and to send her a Valentine's day telegram.

 

Two very nice ladies at Western Union offered me a little book of sample telegrams for the occasion--all of them sappy little romatic poems that I wouldn't be caught dead sending. So I composed my own prose message, thanked the ladies for their help, and paid.

 

The next weekend I got there and my girl friend was all smiles about the flowers and telegram. "I didn't know you were so poetic," she said, handing me the telegram she had gotten. My message was on top, but the nice ladies had appended one of the poems free of charge. They definitely knew something I didn't.

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A quick hijacker test>>> Level: Beginner

 

What does not belong to this thread?

 

[ ] Avocado

[ ] Women's Golf

[ ] Zamboni

[ ] Bacon

[ ] Global Warming

[ ] Curling

[ ] Football (the real one and the other )

[ ] Finnish Ketchup

[ ] Pizza

[ ] Sarah Palin

[ ] Rock'n'Roll

 

Bacon. All the others are retarded.

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When I was 18 or so I explained to my girlfriend why Valentine's Day was a really stupid idea. She continued to go out with me. It was the beginning of my understanding that women often just let guys talk and don't really hold them all that responsible for what they say.

 

The smart ones (like my sweetie) don't listen. Ever see the cartoon, "What he said" vs. "What she heard?" which is blah, blah, blah.......

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