matmat Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Soup.That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Soup.That is all. Agree, but only if you mean pomidorowa z makaronem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Soup.That is all. PLEASE tell me your interests are not listed in order of priority! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 PLEASE tell me your interests are not listed in order of priority! Yeah, to set "drinking" in 17th place would be pretty disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Agree, but only if you mean pomidorowa z makaronem. klasyczny rosol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OleBerg Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 What can I give dad as a present for his 60th birthday? Model railways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Is it safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOut Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Bacon-Flavored Soda When you're too lazy to make bacon, why not pop a bottle and just drink bacon instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Is it safe?always carry a bottle of oil of cloves, just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 always carry a bottle of oil of cloves, just in case You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 cats are awesome http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101111/sc_afp/usscienceresearchanimalcat_20101111202537 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Is it safe?http://sensuouscurmudgeon.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/marathon_man5.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to? TAXI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 The captain is a one-eyed dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 But Tennille is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OleBerg Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 You know, the guy who discovered milk; excactly what was he doing with that cow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 In local news a politician has been arrestedhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/12/AR2010111206845.htmlbut that's hardly new. The interesting part: We are told that when he and his wife were arrested, the FBI recovered $79,600 that she had stuffed in her bra. This is possible? I've heard of breast enhancement but... No pictures were available. No offense intended, I am just trying to imagine how this would look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 In local news a politician has been arrestedhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/12/AR2010111206845.htmlbut that's hardly new. The interesting part: We are told that when he and his wife were arrested, the FBI recovered $79,600 that she had stuffed in her bra. This is possible? I've heard of breast enhancement but... No pictures were available. No offense intended, I am just trying to imagine how this would look. Let's start to try the scientific proof... $79,600 = 8 packs of 100 x 100 USD notes. 1 pack = 1cm x 15,55 x 6,67 = 103,72 cm3 x 8 = 829,76 cm3 = volume of $79,600 What should we conclude from this fact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Let's start to try the scientific proof... $79,600 = 8 packs of 100 x 100 USD notes. 1 pack = 1cm x 15,55 x 6,67 = 103,72 cm3 x 8 = 829,76 cm3 = volume of $79,600 What should we conclude from this fact?Let's take this one step further. 840 cc /2 = 420cc (volume per side)assuming roughly a 15 cm x 15 cm surface area to cover on each side, that leads to stack 15x15x2 cm. (6"x6"x1", give or take a little) So if care is taken in stacking it's possible for this stuffing to occur, and under some initial conditions, with appropriate masking, might even look natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Let's take this one step further. 840 cc /2 = 420cc (volume per side)assuming roughly a 15 cm x 15 cm surface area to cover on each side, that leads to stack 15x15x2 cm. (6"x6"x1", give or take a little) So if care is taken in stacking it's possible for this stuffing to occur, and under some initial conditions, with appropriate masking, might even look natural. It was done with the FBI beating at the door. My guess is that it did not end up looking very natural. But the volume is less than I would have expected. A liter is about a quart so I guess it's a little less than a pint on each side. I would have expected it to be more. 796 bills seems like a lot of bills. I'm not so sure about this 15cm by 15cm idea, assuming you are not going to cut the bills there are constraints. You can fold them of course, but it would take time. The FBI had a wiretap so they heard her husband tell her where to hide them, but I think that the agents who arrested her found the bills before hearing of the wiretap. This does not surprise me. Anyway, it's obviously not a serious topic but the idea of someone stuffing close to $80,00 in her bra and then trying the "Cash? What cash? I don't see any cash" approach struck me as amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 When I found this, below it says "View Large". Is that a link or a caption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Pecunia non olet? It isn't true. German Custom Control uses special trained dogs looking for high amounts of cash, especially at the airports or near the border to Luxembourg for example. I watched one of them in action, a Schäferhund which immediately smelt a secret cache with over 50.000€ hidden in the car. ( In Germany you have to declare to the Custom Authorities anytime cash amount > 10.000 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 It's finally Zamboni season. In related news, our local game ranger says this year there will be a two-week muzzle-loading firearm season. Why anyone would want to kill a Zamboni with a muzzle loading firearm is a mystery to me, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Perhaps because if you miss your first shot, the time it will take to reload will give the Zamboni a fair chance to retaliate. I can see it now: "Hunter killed by angry Zamboni", or "State Police stopped a Zamboni on Highway 13 today. Draped across the front of the Zamboni was the body of a hunter, together with his muzzle-loading rifle. Asked to explain, the Zamboni claimed self-defense, and said he planned to mount the hunter on his wall". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted November 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Well, it may have been in response to this headline: Denver PostNovember 2, 2010 Herd of Rampaging Zambonis Trample Denver Suburb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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