Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread

[OleBerg]

You must be incredibly moronic to....Oops....RIGHT thread...sorry

Right thread said Fred.

[matmat]

I desire chocolate cake.

[Aberlour10]

I desire dark rum & chocolate cake.

 

something forgotten? >>>np>>>fixing it for you is a pleasure

[gwnn]

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

[Hanoi5]

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

That was mean, reminds me of a joke:

 

Son (enthusiastically): Daddy! Daddy! I want a bike for Christmas!

Father (angry): Shut up! You have a cancer.

[OleBerg]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius-Strip?

[blackshoe]

He didn't.

[matmat]

It was going on holiday.

[Aberlour10]

to be a rock and not to roll. amen.

[Winstonm]

I'm stuck. Who was Stealer's Wheel?

[Lobowolf]

All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.

 

And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."

[Cyberyeti]

Not saying it's the best or worst cover version of all time, but I have the suspicion Motorhead/Wendy O Williams version of Stand by your man might be the one that would have the original artist spinning fastest in their grave, any other offers ?

[JLOGIC]

If I could write you a song,

and make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used to pull all my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

but you probably won't,

you think you're cooler than me.

 

you got designer shades,

just to hide your face and

you wear them around like

you're cooler than me.

and you never say hey,

or remember my name.

its probably cuz,

you think you're cooler than me.

 

you got your hot crowd,

shoes on your feet,

and you wear them around,

like they ain't *****.

but you don't know,

the way that you look,

when your steps

make

that

much

noise.

 

see I got you,

all figured out,

you need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.

girl, your so vain,

you probably think that this song is about you.

don't you? don't you?

 

if I could write you a song,

and make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used to pull all my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

but you probably won't,

you think you're cooler than me.

 

you got designer shades,

just to hide your face and

you wear them around like,

you're cooler than me.

and you never say hey,

or remember my name.

it's probably cuz,

you think you're cooler than me.

 

you got your hot crowd,

switching your walk,

and you don't even look when you pass by.

but you don't know,

the way that you look.

when your steps make

that

much

noise.

 

and don't you dare act like you don't know,

know what's up,

cuz your nose is up.

I'm approaching up.

like I can't give you winter in the summer

or summer in the winter

Miami in December

trying to look bored in them Dior's.

she probably is,

Was acting shallow 'til she found out

how deep that my pockets is

Mrs. pre-Madonna, this is your reminder

That I think you're fine, but I'm finer

 

'Cause it sure seems

('Cause it sure seems)

You got no doubt

(That you got no doubt)

But we all see

(We all see)

You got your head in the clouds

(Clouds)

 

if I could write you a song,

and make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used to pull all my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

but you probably won't,

you think you're cooler than me.

 

you got designer shades,

just to hide your face and

you wear them around like,

you're cooler than me.

and you never say hey,

or remember my name.

its probably cuz,

you think you're cooler than me.

[bid_em_up]

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

No, she would just scream at the top of her fingers.

[Winstonm]

All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.

 

And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair.

[Aberlour10]

To bring more life in this thread... I think I will sponsor a bottle of Aberlour10 for this hijacker who will make the posting # 10 000 ;)

[Aberlour10]

hmmmm, It seems not to work :blink: not a single 1/2 posting with a cat in 3 days! shame on you hijackers :P

[JLOGIC]

being sick sucks FML

[OleBerg]

I've never been into organized crime.

[Aberlour10]

WC hijacking is not a crime, its unorganized anarchy

[OleBerg]

WC hijacking is not a crime, its unorganized anarchy

Especially if you HAVE to go, real bad.

[JLOGIC]

Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it

[dburn]

All I know is, one of 'em was Gerry Rafferty.

 

And if you've seen "Reservoir Dogs," you have an eternal mental connection every time you hear "Stuck in the Middle."

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair.

Would have thought the chorus more appropriate for a bridge tournament, especially a matchpoint event:

 

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right,

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

[Aberlour10]

Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it

Talking about the real football,,, FC Bayern takes actually 11th position in the Bundesliga, and I am very pleased with it :(

[Cyberyeti]

Dallas Cowboys you have to be freaking kidding me. Im a houston texans fan now, F it

Talking about the real football,,, FC Bayern takes actually 11th position in the Bundesliga, and I am very pleased with it :(

And my team, Norwich City who I saw beat FC Bayern not that long ago in Munich, are back up from the third tier of English football to the second and doing quite nicely.

 

As to that American game (ex nose tackle here) my team appear doomed having traded a good QB to the Redskins and got the average one they replaced him with concussed.