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A good buddy of mine was known as Brute, short for Brutal which described every aspect of his game.

 

He moved to Victoria and played in a Sectiional in Squamish where he was given his Indian name, Sitting Duck.

 

There, this thread is back where it belongs, at the top of the most recent posts. I mean what's Anand-Topolov? A synchronized swimming team or ice dancing?

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There, this thread is back where it belongs, at the top of the most recent posts.

You are right. Goldman Sachs classifies this thread as the absolute outperformer, current Moody's rating = AAAAA with crown <_<

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Whenever life get you down, Mr. Brown

And things seem hard or tough

And people vote stupid, obnoxious or daft

And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff

 

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at 900 miles an hour

That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned

A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour

Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

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tequila.

 

margaritas.

This looks more like a Jimmy Buffet song than the crap Winston posted above.

 

(Where's the damn salt?)

You don't look like Jimmy Buffett, either. :lol:

I have never listened to this guy, but he looks like a dude who loves to sing english cover of the german Volksmusik, titles like..."Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii" <_<

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You think that's something, you should go to the Indianapolis 500 Zamboni (Zamboni is plrual? Zambonum singular?) sometime - it's enough to curl your lip, shrivel your stones, and make you wish for a bacon-flavored beer with avocado.
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Today I single-handedly realised what the phrase "you have the right to remain silent" means. Well, of course, all it means is exactly what each word means, but for some reason I always thought it was just a more polite way of saying "you have to shut up now moron".
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Today I single-handedly realised what the phrase "you have the right to remain silent" means.

 

Hope you weren't busted for anything too serious.

 

Remember that your lawyer is still just "practicing" law and take matters into your own hands. Offer to go to re-hab.

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