Winstonm Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Speaking of hockey, why did Zorro always carve the intitial for Zamboni into his victims - was he getting ready to ice them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Goldman Sachs told me this thread was AAA - what other assurance could I possible need? Who trusts the ratings these days? Today AAA, tomorrow we will wake up in a junk thread :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 HABS WIN! HABS WIN! First time in a #1 vs #8 playoff that a team down 3 games to one comes back to win. Lots of hangovers in the province of Quebec this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 polish coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 polish coke hmmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 It makes you low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 polish coke hmmmmm? hockey and hangovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Beer and sporting events.....(even curling) go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Seriously, how can you not believe in talking snakes, burning shrubbery that speaks your language, women metamorphasizing into salt, living in a fish for three days, virgins giving birth, and the regeneration of dead human tissue after being without oxygen for 72 hours? What are you, some kind of proof freak? Show me something real - a guy sliding down the ice on his knee while pushing a stone in front of him with two other guys with brooms frantically sweeping imaginary ants off the frigid surface ahead. Now that's something you can believe in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 NAhhh, that's something that you can drink beer to... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Seriously, how can you not believe in talking snakes, burning shrubbery that speaks your language, women metamorphasizing into salt, living in a fish for three days, virgins giving birth, and the regeneration of dead human tissue after being without oxygen for 72 hours? What are you, some kind of proof freak? Show me something real - a guy sliding down the ice on his knee while pushing a stone in front of him with two other guys with brooms frantically sweeping imaginary ants off the frigid surface ahead. Now that's something you can believe in.Medicine Winston? Baconlizer helps. :D http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/13254/baconmint.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 NAhhh, that's something that you can drink beer to... :D It still needs a Zamboni before I call it a sport - now be a sport and bring me another beer, will you? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 lol @ uncle oinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 lol @ uncle oinker Used to be Pigsty Pork before the marketing guys did a make-over. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Not to be confused with the question: "Nature or nachos?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 OMG! Bacon nachos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Tiger Woods needs to dump his swing coach, Mr. Haney, and send him back to Hooterville. Tiger needs to find fairways, not green acres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 He has an extra swing coach? Does he teach the Tiger how to be a smart and discreet swinger? :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I thought it was a "sling" coach, as in Tiger's got his balls in a sling.... :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I thought it was Tiger's wife who has his balls in a sling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 No, his wife has a Kaiser blade, some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a Kaiser blade, and she's plum near about to go a whackin' with it. Um.hmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 What about summer holidays this year? To cross Sahara driving Zamboni machine would be a pretty cool adventure f.ex. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 What about summer holidays this year? To cross Sahara driving Zamboni machine would be a pretty cool adventure f.ex. B) 1. Travel around taking picture of cats2. Post them on BBF3. ???4. Profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 No, his wife has a Kaiser blade, some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a Kaiser blade, and she's plum near about to go a whackin' with it. Um.hmmmm. I like Geoffrey Rush and all, but Billy Bob Thornton was robbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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