Winstonm Posted April 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I wish I had been born a Viking. There is a distinct lack of pillaging in my life. you could make up for this by becoming a pirate. Vikings carried parrots on their shoulders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I wish I had been born a Viking. There is a distinct lack of pillaging in my life. you could make up for this by becoming a pirate. Pirates are too barbaric with their swashbuckling and yo ho ho'ing. Yor are right. The two-handed Viking axe is much more elegant in using. :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Oh please. Everyone knows McDonald's invented French Fries. No way. :) The first written mention about fries has been found in Iceland in the epic saga "Franskar kartöflur"! You didn't really think that was a serious statement, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Arrh!," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Aye," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Arrh," says the pirate, "One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--arrgh, he, pooped--in me eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!" "Aye," says the pirate, " 'Twas the first day with me hook.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Oh please. Everyone knows McDonald's invented French Fries. No way. :) The first written mention about fries has been found in Iceland in the epic saga "Franskar kartöflur"! You didn't really think that was a serious statement, did you? If I would think, something is really serious meant in this thread, then I would need a doctor. A good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Another pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants? That must be really annoying" And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Another pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants? That must be really annoying" And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!" A friend of mine in high school got suspended for telling this joke at the school talent show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/966/nonuts.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooltuna Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/966/nonuts.jpg I don't see any wings!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Oh please. Everyone knows McDonald's invented French Fries. No way. :) The first written mention about fries has been found in Iceland in the epic saga "Franskar kartöflur"! You didn't really think that was a serious statement, did you? If I would think, something is really serious meant in this thread, then I would need a doctor. A good one! Here are some good doctors: This guy goes to the doc and the doc says he only has 6 months to live. The guy says he can't pay the bill Doc gives him another 6 months. This guy goes to the Doc and the Doc says, You're too fat. The guy says, I want a second opinion. The Doc says, O.K., you're ugly, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Speaking of doctors: A lady goes to visit her doctor and says "Doc, I have this problem. I have been having some serious gas lately, and farting all the time" as she lets 'em fly everywhere. She says "Thank God though, they are silent and they don't smell". Doc examines her for a few minutes, writes her a prescription and tells her to take these pills and come back in two weeks. Upon her return, the woman states "I don't understand it Doc. I still have the farting problem, but all of the sudden, I can hear them." Doc says "Great, now that we have your hearing fixed, we can work on your sense of smell!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 German Fas... Blitz! Food : Currywurst mit Pommes. I like it! :P http://umami.typepad.com/umami/images/2007/07/31/currywurst.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanoi5 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 German Fas... Blitz! Food : Currywurst mit Pommes. I like it! :P http://umami.typepad.com/umami/images/2007/07/31/currywurst.jpg This after a fart joke is, somehow, interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Lawyers take a long time to do anything, understandably since they are still "practicing" law. Doctors make me nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 wtf http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/camera_...blade_frequency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOut Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Great images of the Shanghai Expo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Do I look like a guy with a plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Do I look like a guy with a plan? Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Do I look like a guy with a plan? Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :o So it WAS a conspiracy! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwnn Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Poker geeks what is luke the longest thread on 2+2? And is it about poker? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Do I look like a guy with a plan? Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P So it WAS a conspiracy! :o There were no postings about curling on last 22 pages, this thing looks fishy. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberlour10 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 ""The Economist" means the European map is outdated and illogical. Here's how it should look..and why...:P http://media.economist.com/images/images-magazine/2010/18/EU/201018EUM926.gif http://www.economist.com/world/europe/disp...ory_id=16003661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Poker geeks what is luke the longest thread on 2+2? And is it about poker? :P If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably a no content thread just like this one. The bridge thread on 2p2 is very long, but nowhere near the longest. Edit: I don't have your mad search skillz, gwnn, but in a quick search I found one Soccer thread with 75,000 replies and a NBA basketball thread with 96,000. I wouldn't be surprised if there are longer ones that I couldnt find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Do I look like a guy with a plan? Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P So it WAS a conspiracy! :lol: There were no postings about curling on last 22 pages, this thing looks fishy. :) Whenever you see "cc" at the end of a communication, it indicates "Curling Conspiracy" in case you were wondering.... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Goldman Sachs told me this thread was AAA - what other assurance could I possible need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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