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Winstonm

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This topic is full of bacon.

 

Just to check something, when you hear the country Venezuela, what do you think about?

I think of the game Risk, in which it's one of only 4 South American countries (and the gateway to North America).

 

I also think of Coke Zero being unavailable.

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What's really bothering me tonight is that I just watched that new Bud Lite T.V. ad where the planewrecked passengers turn down the girl who finds the plane's radio in favor of the guy who found the cooler full of beer and I'm thinking to myself - that could really happen - that's the point our culture has reached.

 

WHAT IN HELL TOOK THEM SO LONG??? PARTY! PARTY!

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"Miss Universe" is awfully presumptuous, isnt it?

yes! no doubt, given the size of our universe, that there is at least one other planet that evolved humans exactly the same as our planet and one of them is the most beautiful female currently present in the universe. (and of course chosen in the usual objective manner) :blink:

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Everybody OK after the first collision in the Large Hadron Collider? Nobody in a black hole? <_<

Josh?, You escaped? :lol:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2972/catbunny.jpg

 

Spoiler (hidden):

[ ] bunny, ducwidt?

That pancake needs bacon bits sprinkled on top - and come to think of it, so does the Hadron Collider.

 

Have two pieces of bacon ever collided at the speed of sizzle?

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Two jokes for you, Winston.

 

A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

 

There are ten different types of people in this world - thise that understand binary mathematics and those that don't.

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An economist specializing in game theory is in the woods with a friend. They see a bear charging them. The theorist opens up a laptop and starts to compute an optimal escape strategy. His friend cries out, "Run! There's no time!" "Don't worry," says the theorist, "the bear has to work it out, too."
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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

 

Woof! But I'll still use it.

 

The other one is a Yogi Berra quote?

Would that have been the h-bar?

 

Did they order a Heisenberg?

 

:beer: :lol:

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