kenrexford Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I just saw something about a lot of women coming forward to claim that they had an affair with Tiger Woods. Anything you feel like sharing?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Are you asking me or your wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I don't know for sure, but it looks like the next time Tiger tees it up he will have to get his balls back from his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Are you asking me or your wife? heheheheheh... i liked what he had to say about it... it's nobody's business, it's between him and his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I read Rexford's book. There, I feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 From "The Ballad of John & Yoko"Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can beThe way things are going, they're going to crucify meDrove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a weekThe newspapers said, say what're you doing in bedI said we're only trying to get us some peaceIndeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 He was only trying to get him some piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 He was only trying to get him some piece. That was always the meaning I attached to the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Are you asking me or your wife? heheheheheh... i liked what he had to say about it... it's nobody's business, it's between him and his wife So, it was a 3-way? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 "What's the difference between … an Escalade and a golf ball?" Golfers and Cadillac owners, please use hidden text. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted December 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I don't understand what the controversy is all about. Any golfer knows about the provisional ball rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I didn't have sex with that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I saw him once hit a shot left-handed so I know he swings both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackshoe Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I didn't have sex with that man. ROFL!! :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggwhiz Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 This would be such a non-story in Europe where late night TV doesn't matter. It's so important here to raise the quality of the late night monologues. Lettermans take on it is something to look forward to as opposed to whatever the Europeans do instead. None of this would have happened to Tiger if he was a devoted fan of Jimmy Kimmel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeegan Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 :) Higamous hogamous, women monogamousHogamous higamous, men are poligamous Dorothy Parker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyams Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Wasn't there a commercial a few years ago where a lot of people (kids?) stare at the screen and say "I am Tiger Woods"? The current drama is has some similarities -- lots of women lined up, staring at the screen and sayind "I did Tiger Woods" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winstonm Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The interesting question is will the number of women coming forward and claiming ex-mistress status surpass the total number of major golf tournaments won by Woods (14 and counting - majors, not women.). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 I didn't have sex with that man. What definition of "is" are you using? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1303 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 If you want to be polyamorous, declare yourself as polyamorous and enjoy yourself. But the secret is to be honest and ethical about it. Read "The Ethical Slut". It's a good book :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 If you want to be polyamorous, declare yourself as polyamorous and enjoy yourself. But the secret is to be honest and ethical about it. Read "The Ethical Slut". It's a good book :) That's an intriguing book title. Started watching Mad Men this weekend. The protagonist spent most of the second episode in a daze because he thought he knew what made people happy and then something happened and he realized he didn't have a clue. Tiger seems pretty dazed at the moment, perhaps as much by his own ineptitude as by bewilderment about what he really wants. Could take him a while, but I'll bet he figures this out, what he really wants that is, which I don't think is to be able to live a double life and not get caught. Or spend a lot of nights on the road alone either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babalu1997 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 ANNOUCEMENT Today, at 3pm est in the vugraph theater, Dr. Ruth will talk about Sex with Tiger Woods. Expert Commentators are needed. Please volunterr and give back to the community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bid_em_up Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Dr. Ruth will talk about Sex with Tiger Woods. Geez, I mean, ok so he got around, but Dr. Ruth? Surely, he didn't get that desperate. She must be lying (or having a fantasy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I was listening to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" today. It's a fun show and at the end the panelists were to predict what would happen when Tiger Woods shows up to play in the master's. The best response: His wife will come along as his caddy. He will carry the clubs in his bag and she will keep his balls in her purse. Honorable mention:He will play only one hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I am extremely bored with all this and hope he will get back to playing golf real soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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