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Tiger Woods Confessions


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From "The Ballad of John & Yoko"

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be

The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week

The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed

I said we're only trying to get us some peace

Indeed.

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He was only trying to get him some piece.
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This would be such a non-story in Europe where late night TV doesn't matter.

 

It's so important here to raise the quality of the late night monologues. Lettermans take on it is something to look forward to as opposed to whatever the Europeans do instead.

 

None of this would have happened to Tiger if he was a devoted fan of Jimmy Kimmel.

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Wasn't there a commercial a few years ago where a lot of people (kids?) stare at the screen and say "I am Tiger Woods"?

 

The current drama is has some similarities -- lots of women lined up, staring at the screen and sayind "I did Tiger Woods"

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I didn't have sex with that man.

What definition of "is" are you using?

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If you want to be polyamorous, declare yourself as polyamorous and enjoy yourself.

 

But the secret is to be honest and ethical about it. Read "The Ethical Slut". It's a good book :o

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If you want to be polyamorous, declare yourself as polyamorous and enjoy yourself.

 

But the secret is to be honest and ethical about it. Read "The Ethical Slut". It's a good book :)

That's an intriguing book title. Started watching Mad Men this weekend. The protagonist spent most of the second episode in a daze because he thought he knew what made people happy and then something happened and he realized he didn't have a clue. Tiger seems pretty dazed at the moment, perhaps as much by his own ineptitude as by bewilderment about what he really wants. Could take him a while, but I'll bet he figures this out, what he really wants that is, which I don't think is to be able to live a double life and not get caught. Or spend a lot of nights on the road alone either.

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  • 3 months later...

I was listening to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" today. It's a fun show and at the end the panelists were to predict what would happen when Tiger Woods shows up to play in the master's. The best response:

 

His wife will come along as his caddy. He will carry the clubs in his bag and she will keep his balls in her purse.

 

Honorable mention:

He will play only one hole.

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