The Cleaning Lady

[Sadie3]

I was interviewing a cleaning woman

that was applying for a position in helping with the upkeep in a house

I was rehabbing and occupying in this small town Florida community.

 

 

 

 

 

When I asked the reason she had left her last employer, she replied,

 

"Well, sir, they paid good wages,

but I'm tellin' ya, it was the most ridiculous and sinful place I've ever worked.

 

 

 

My, last night they were playing some kind of game called Bridge

and a lot of local town folks were there

that I recognized from the social pages of our town newspaper.

 

 

 

I was about to bring in the refreshments, when I heard a man say,

"Lay down and let's see what you've got."

 

 

 

Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."

 

 

 

"Then another man says to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick!"

 

 

 

"I pretty near damn near droped the tray and dropped dead just then,

when I was shocked to my senses to hear the lady answer,

"You jumped me twice when you said you didn't have the strength for one more raise."

 

 

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor.

 

 

 

And I couldn't believe it, in this respectable community,

hearing yet another lady call out,

"Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."

 

 

 

"Well, with them shenanigans goin' on, I just got my hat and coat

 

 

...and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say,

"Well, I guess we'll all go home now cuz this is the last rubber."

 

 

 

 

viva las vegas

 

Bonne Journee/Have a Nice Day

[jjbrr]

So did she get the job?

[matmat]

So did she get the job?

how isn't there a line about squeezes in there?

[Al_U_Card]

So did she get the job?

And was it a bridgehand job..... :D