aisha759 Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 SensitiveLovingOptmisticTrusworthyHumorousYin (the male one) AttitudeListenerExcitingXray-vision To me that's what you are, and much more..... Happy birthday canim Aisha ♥ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamaco Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Happy B-Day Slothy ! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishovnbg Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Happy birthday golden one! ;) I wish you to keep your spirit and feeling of life as fresh as they are now trought the years. And allow nature to do her job to your face and you will be proud owner of new magnificent adornment B) . your friend Misho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Yes Misho ;) The only major new adornment i have on my face is a temporary (I hope!!!) zit just below my right nostril.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Just realised, it ain't a zit, its me mouth :blink: :D Hopefully its infection will clear quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farfie Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 i didnt know you were sooooooo old...but happy birthday Maniaco dear.Farfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 A new radical theory that has shaken the very foundations of the Genetic Academia. New Scientist magazine has come up with a theory that will make the BBO Forum Fraternity gawp Common Ancestors At the beginning Species: Pongo abelii http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/orangutan.jpg 7 million years Species: Homo QuasiErectus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/caveman.jpg Hollywood Era (1928 A.D) PreTalkie Era (c. 1932) Species: Homo Hilarius http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/chaplin.jpg PostTalkie Era (c. 1997) Species: Homo TriHominusEtBambinus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/tomselleck.jpg In 2004, after an unknown phenomenon, the evolutionary lines diverged. Are these sub-species related????? Sub Species:Homo MishoVarnus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/misho.jpg Peculiar Traits: Shy creature, tending to remain [invisible] when he comes into contact with other animals in a social environment.Advances: Uses relay systems. Has difficulty in accepting that commonly used tools have sufficiently evolved to exploit the foolish behaviour of other (not listed)sub-species. Sub Species:Homo Chamacus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/chamaco.jpg Peculiar Traits: Outspoken, inquisitive creature, seen wandering around forums foraging for unreplied posts.Advances: Last Train enthusiast. Although believed to have survived for centuries in the rugged ecosystem of Tuscany, now believed to be undergoing a potential migration to Clarkesville. Sub Species:Homo Tepidus aka Lukewarmus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/lukewarm.gif Peculiar Traits: Geographical spread unknown. Nocturnal creature that haunts various forums for unsuspecting hosts to innoculate own DNA and take over a thread completely.Advances: Cunningly deceptive, able to hide mutational defects well. Doesnt mind doing anything as long as it is against the ethics of ACBL :D Similarites of the above sub-species. Studies have now revealed a speech impediment shared by these creatures meaning they cannot articulate the words "Gilette razor, please" when entering a chemist. Further research has projected that either of these lineages may evolve into a fairly advanced form of Homo species that averages 87.6% in bridge MP tourneys Sub Species :Homo AstralNavigatus c.2360 http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/riker.jpg Peculiar traits: After having Deep Finesse hard-wired into his brain, able to declare hands at near perfection. However, after being mistakedly hard-wired with a run-of-the-mill bidding program as well always seems to end up in pathetically wrong contracts. However, if a transglobal radiation leakage from a world power station takes place in the year 2087 as predicted, unless the world changes course, the evolutionary pathway may take a radical U-Turn to Sub Species :Homo Homera Rectumosculatus http://www.positive-images.org.uk/alex/homer.jpg Peculiar Traits: Low self-esteem and dysfunctional family makes bridge a game of the past. Struggles with any card game where the number of cards in his hand involves multiple digits. Wanders aimlessly around forums trying to find a join-the-dots Java application. Advances: Sees bridge as a crime against Humanity. Pushes Congress to have the words 'end play', 'double squeeze' and 'obligatory false card' removed from the dictionary. Also tempts them to make it illegal to play with ones spouse and spend more than 18 minutes on the phone or on email explaining to your bridge partner how you made a 21 point 3NT. Disclaimer: Despite astonishingly similar physical characteristics this sub species not to be confused with Homo MarcoJunioFlitus. This particular sub-species has a rogue gene, among many, that does not allow it to cultivate facial hair. Unfortunately, a side-effect of this gene is to allow members of this species to unknowingly write a more than average number of spelling mistakes than is expected for hominid strains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylime Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Alex, you're 29 again right? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 happy birthday you nut from a Nocturnal creature who is Cunningly deceptive, evidenced by his ability to hide his (MANY) mutational defects well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spwdo Posted June 29, 2004 Report Share Posted June 29, 2004 hi :D as i recall correctly forums were off for 12 hours at one point :) wich caused probaly most beeing a week too late :P wishing u happy b-day but friends are never early but alwalys late as you know alex, so to point that out here it comes: Happy b-day Alex.:D P.S exspecially like your Homo MarcoJunioFlitus thing,.Made me almost change my atavar again. hilariuos Alex.Keep going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecepal Posted June 30, 2004 Report Share Posted June 30, 2004 Happy beleted birthday wishes Alex dear ERKEK friend of mine)))Be happy and smile always!Hece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 Happy belated BDay, Toed One Frosty :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbreath Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Birthday greetings, your Slothiness :D i bring your attention to an article in Sunday Times 27june by Jonathan Leake (environment editor) .. regarding changes to the 1976 Dangerous Wild Animals Act by Elliot Morley (Minister for the Environment) specially introduced for your birthday.. '..Sloths and porcupines are to be accorded the same status as cats and dogs in a review of legislation on dangerous animals. :P For years, ownership of such species has only been possible under licence in the UK because they were considered a risk to humans :) (sloths have sharp claws!) .. This week however, Ministers will announce that they are not dangerous after all and they will be allowed into homes without restriction.' Welcome in from the cold Alex :) :D Rgds Dog furnulum pani nolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tritri Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Ale(x lol) sei anche tu gemelli come me!!!!Perdonami, lo sai che non leggo sempre il forum, ma per il mio amico inglese non credo sia tardi per fargli gli auguri! http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Amore/AMORE36.GIF FOR ALEXhttp://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Amore/AMORE36.GIF http://digilander.libero.it/gifsanimati/images/pacco2.gif http://digilander.libero.it/gifsanimati/images/pacco1.gif http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Auguri/Auguri53.gif http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Amore/AMORE15.GIF http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Missili%20esplosioni/Missili%20esplosioni046.gif http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Missili%20esplosioni/Missili%20esplosioni069.gif http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Missili%20esplosioni/Missili%20esplosioni048.gif http://gifanimate.html.it/ga_img/gif-animate/Auguri/Auguri45.gifSLOTHY TriTri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Io Gemmello??? E impossibile....non é un altro uomo tanto bello quanto me :rolleyes: :D :D (...e modesto naturalmente) Alessandro :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beky Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 troppo tardi per gli auguri? Anche io gemellina, lol AUGURI!!!! CIAO Beky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trpltrbl Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 I thought the Devil didn't have a birthday :rolleyes: Mike :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothy Posted July 4, 2004 Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 He does Mike, Remind me, when is your Birthday again? Alex, Halo-adorned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trpltrbl Posted July 4, 2004 Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 Don't have one. Mike :D , Devil in training Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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