jdonn Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 This is pretty amazing.http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/09/cheat...ref=mpstoryview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Spooky in the permutations. Maybe Woody Allen will come back as the Sleeper after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 The last paragraph creeps me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke warm Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 wow is right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I'm not only amazed that it can be done, but that the practical applications seem so promising, and what I learned about how lack of oxygen actually kills people and damages cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlall Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Yep pretty sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Actually, this has some interesting marketing options. Freeze Dried Girlfriends? I mean, this would be incredible. You meet a nice young thing and hook up. Then, you put them in statis. Whenever you need dinner made, or clothes washed, or some nookie, you pop 'em in an oxygen chamber, and there you go. Using this technique, you spend much less food on them, and they grow old at a much slower rate, maintaining more of that youthful beauty. Heck, you could even store up a few of them. Whip out a blond for one evening, or maybe a brunette, and then just store them in a pantry. Vacations would be nice, too. Rather than having girlfriends taking up extra space on the jet, you just stack them all in the cargo area, because they won't notice anyway, and then you have more space to build luxurious recliner seats -- all the guys get first class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenrexford Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I asked my wife about my idea, by the way. She thought I was on to something, but thought freeze-dried boyfriends made more sense. Out of fear, I won't share her particularly compelling reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjbrr Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Ken, you, sir, are my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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