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Where is my bidding box?

Box where you bid?

Box price?

Price of the box?

Money box?

Piggy bank?

Piggy bank?

 

Let me play the no trump dear.

Let the love of my trump.

I let love trump card.

Let's ace I love.

Let's ace I love.

 

Adding a simple comma changes it completely:

 

Let me play the no trump, dear.

My trump card, hey let's play.

My trump card can play a little.

You can play most of my trump card.

You can play most of my trump card.

 

Sounds like HAL when you take out his memory banks. Deteriorates into nonsense, then starts repeating itself.

 

But he bid out of order!

However, the bid out of order!

The order of bidding!

Order bid!

Bid online! (Yeah, baby)

Bids!

¥!

¥!

 

This one wins the shortest outcome.

 

Next one is scary. Something unpronounceable happened, and this time the translator doesn't hesitate much:

 

And then I ruffed his Ace.

And I Esuerimakikitsunezaru him.

And I Esuerimakikitsunezaru him.

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Equilibrium found!

 

 

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Hamsters your mother was your father smelt of elderberries.

Your mother hamsters were refined elderberry father.

Sophisticated elder father your mother a hamster.

Mother hamster sophisticated elderly father.

Sophisticated elderly father mother hamster.

Sophisticated elderly father, mother hamster.

Sophisticated elderly father, mother hamster.

Equilibrium found!

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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

 

funny, thanks Bruce  :D

there is a term for this sort of equilibrium. it escapes me as to what it is named.

Bifurcation!

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My idiot partner passed a Takeout Redouble, and we went for a huge number

 

Takeout doubles partner passed a fool of me, we went to a large number

 

My partner passed a fool to go two times we went to many

 

I went to their partners passed two more times to go to stupid

 

Stupid to go to our partners through more than two times

 

We stupid people to go through two or more partners

 

We are stupid people of the two people to move through one or more partners

 

We are two people have been stupid to go through one or more partners who

 

We are foolish people who pass through one two to one or more partners

 

We are two people in a stupid one to pass one or more partners we have

 

We have 21 people we can pass the stupid one for one or more partners

 

We are one stupid one can pass one or more partners for the 21 people

 

We are 21 for one person can pass one or more partners in one stupid one ares 1

 

1 ares 1 of 1 people stupid one we can pass one or more partners 21 ares

 

One by one or more partners can be passed Earl 21 Earl 1 of 1 people stupid

 

One by one ares one or more partners 21 ares 1 of dumb people can pass one

 

One of many ares of one dam per person for one or multiple partners can pass 21 to R-1 single

 

Many of the dams per person single one of R 1 to R 21 for one or more partners can pass - 1 single

 

R 1 in one study 21 a day per person one one of the dam can pass one more for one or more partners - one single

 

R 1 is One study of 21 people in one dam each in one or more partners in one day - one you can pass one or more 1

 

R 1 is a day or more partners, each with a single dam one study of 21 people - one or more one can pass

 

R 1 is a partner of one or more days, each one of the two dams 21 people - more than any single one can be one single exam

 

R 1 is one or more days, two of the three dams in 21 people - one of the partners of any one person more than one person can be one of the two tests

 

R 1 is 2 21 a dam in one of three people - one of more than one partner in one of either one or two people can be tested in one or more one day.

 

R 1 is 2 21 people in one of three people - two or more partners in one or two people in one of two people in one or more dams one can test one day.

 

R 1 is one of three people - one of two one-day test is one or two people in one of two or more people in one of two dams of two or more partners of 21 people.

 

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. OY!

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

 

Two single mistake, not left not right 3.

 

One rather than two mistakes, three did not remain on the right.

 

Instead of one of two errors, three left not the right one.

 

Instead of two errors, three left no one in the right.

 

Instead of two errors, three left one right one.

 

Instead of two errors, three left the right one.

 

Instead of two errors, three of the one left one right one.

 

Two errors, three instead of one left one right one.

 

Three instead of two left one right one single error.

 

Three one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

 

One of the three one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

 

Three one one one one one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

 

3,111,111 on the right side instead of one, one single error has occurred.

 

3111111 instead of 1, the right, one single error has occurred.

 

3111111 instead of 1, right, one by one error occurred.

 

3111111 instead of 1, right, one by one error occurred.

 

Equilibrium found!

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And now for the ultimate question....

 

What do you get when you multiply six by nine? (I know, 42, but let's see what the computer says)

 

What if you get six to nine times?

 

What if you are getting 6-9 times?

 

If that is what June 9 times per day?

 

June 9 what it is accessible day or day?

 

June 9 accessible day or what day you do one day?

 

Sun 9 June day or what day or Access?

 

June 9 or June or what day of Access?

 

June 9 to 6 days of the month or Access?

 

June 9, months, or Access for up to 6 days?

 

June 9, month, or Access to six days?

 

June 9, month, or Access 6 or day?

 

June 9, month, or Access 6 or 1 day?

 

June 9, month, or one or Access 6 was the day?

 

June 9, months, or six or one could access more than one day?

 

June 9, months, or 6 you will access one or more days?

 

June 9, months, or six days you will access one or more of?

 

June 9, months, or six or access it one day or more?

 

June 9, months, or six or access to one or more days?

 

June 9, months, or six days or more access to one?

 

June 9, months, or six days to have access to?

 

June 9, months, or six days you have access to?

 

June 9, months, or 6 to access your day?

 

June 9, month, or 6 1 day you access?

 

June 9, months, or 6 access 1 day?

 

June 9, month, or one in six had access to day?

 

June 9, months, or six days had access to one?

 

June 9, months, or six one-day visit?

 

June 9, months, or six one-day visit?

 

 

The computer gave up inbetween but I put in the final result again and finally reached equilibrium. Apparently he is afraid that his mother-in-law comes to visit.

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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

 

funny, thanks Bruce  :wacko:

there is a term for this sort of equilibrium. it escapes me as to what it is named.

Bifurcation!

I will give a reward to the first person who finds a period-3 translation!

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