Just for fun....

McBruce · August 21, 2009

I was directed to this site today.

You enter an English phrase, and it uses one of the online translators to translate the phrase into Japanese, then back again into English. As you might expect, the second English version is usually not quite the same, so it repeats the process until it finds equilibrium. For example, using Law 7 (Control of Board and Cards) A(Placement of Board):

When a board is to be played, it is placed in the centre of the table until play is completed.

The board is complete when you play and play until you are placed in the center of the table.

After you play when you board until the play is centered on the table.

Around the table to play board games until after when.

When you play board games around the table until after.

Board games around the table until after the time.

Board games around the table until after hours.

Until hours later, board games around the table.

Until an hour later, around a table, board games.

An hour later, around a table, board games.

Equilibrium! :)

(Have fun...)

McBruce · August 21, 2009

(No wonder it is so difficult to give instructions that everyone can understand) :)

The Director should be summoned at once when attention is drawn to an irregularity.

Must be summoned at once attention is drawn randomly when directed.

Must be summoned randomly drawn attention directed at once.

Director must be summoned in a random drawing attention at once.

Must be summoned at once directed random attention.

You need to summon the attention directed random times.

Random access must be directed to summon your interest.

The summons must be interested in random access instructions.

You must be interested in random access order of the subpoena.

You must be interested in your summons random access order.

You must be interested in random access order your summons.

Summons must be interested in your random access.

Random access must be interested in the subpoena.

You must be interested in random access subpoena.

Echognome · August 21, 2009

Bridge is like sex. You better have a good partner or a good hand.

Sex is like bridge. There is a better partner or a good hand.

Sex is like bridge. It is good to get a better partner.

Equilibrium found!

McBruce · August 21, 2009

We have a winner!

To start the game, pass the boards down one table, and East-West pairs move up one table.

, The Board passed a single table, to start the game, the pair moves from east to west in one table.

To start the game board 1 is passed to a single table, from east to west pair moves from one table.

To start the game board one of two tables, one passes from east to west movement of the pair of two tables.

2 from one table to boot either one of two game board path west to east movement of one pair of tables.

Starting from one of the two tables table two west of the path of one of the game board to move to the east of pairs.

One of the two tables, one table two of the game board path to move east from the west of the rate of one pair.

One of the two tables, one table two of the game board path east to move west of the rate of one pair.

One of the two tables, one table with two paths one of the game board to move east to the west of the rate of one pair.

One of the two tables, the two paths with one game board one of two tables to move east to the west of the rate of one pair.

One of the two tables, two tables in one of the two boards on one Game two paths to move east to the west of the rate of one pair.

One of the two tables is one of two paths to move east to the west of the rate of one pair of two games in one of the two boards of the two tables.

One two three one two tables of two east of the path of one game to the west of the rate of one pair of two tables is to move a single board.

One of two paths with two games in one of two tables from east to west in the rate of one pair of two three one two tables, one is moving a single board.

One by one from east to west and two three one two tables from one rate of two pairs of two tables in one game two paths, one is moved to one single board.

And one by one from east to west in two three two tables, one table two pairs of two from one rate, one game two in three passes, one to move one by one on the board.

And one by one to the west from the eastern two, three tables, one table one of a pair of two two one one rate, one from two of three games in one pass, the movement of one times one 1 one on the board.

And one by one in the east to the west two, three tables, two of the rate of one by one, one two three in one game and one passing, one pair of motion of a single table Once a single board, one by one.

And one by one in the west and two east, one game, one single pass, single board, one by one once one of the movement of a single table in one of the pair, one two three tables in one of three, one two rates.

And one by one and two east of the West, one game, one single, single board, one by one one at the table by a single motion pairs, one two three one table one two three one two rates in one pass.

And one by one, two West, one game, one single, single board, one by one pair of motion in a single table, one table and two three one two three rate is one of two paths in the east.

And one by one, two West, one game, one single, single board, one of a single movement of one pair in two tables, one table and two of three two three one rate , 2 are two paths to the east.

And one by one, two West, one game, one single, single board, one by one pair of one single movement of the two tables, one table, two 2-one east of the two paths There are also three two three one two rates.

And one by one, two West, one game, one one one one board, one table two movements of one of two pairs, one table, two 2 to 1 in the two paths that, while the east and three two three one two rates.

And one by one, two West, one game, one one one one board, one of two tables of one pair of two tables in one of two movements from 2 to 1 in one pass, during 3 2 3 2 East one rate.

And one by one, two West, one game, one one one one board, two of two tables in one of two pairs of two tables in a single movement from 2 to 1 in one pass, 3 2 3 2 East between the two rates.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

gwnn · August 21, 2009

No offence intended but

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