Oof Arted Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 :D tickled me this did It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. '*****!' said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenberg Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 A very good story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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