keylime Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Norris' defensive technique is purely offensive in nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobowolf Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 All redoubles are to play. Chuck doesn't need "rescuing." And if his partner does, he doesn't need to tell him; Chuck will rescue him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 When Chuck Norris executes a smother play, the opp has to be resuscitated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 When you play with Chuck Norris, his hand is referred to as a "fist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y66 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Nobody burgles Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Just ask the last opp that tried to use the "stolen bid" double against him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 When Chuck Norris makes a lead-directing double, you'd damn well better lead that suit, even if you're void. On the other hand, there's no point in making a lead-directing double opposite Chuck Norris. He'll lead whatever he pleases, and you'll like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pclayton Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 When Chuck makes a competitive double it means whatever the hell he thinks it means. Wait, that's the rest of us :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 We all have a little Chuck Norris inside of us, clenching like a tiny fist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmar Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I think we're starting to lose steam on the Chuck Norris theme. Does anyone have any brige-related Helen Keller or Dead Baby jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmat Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 the last card Chuck Norris promoted is now a head of state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I believe you meant Chuck Norris' famous "Donald Trump" promotion? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 If Terrence Reese were alive (and he might just come back for this) he would write an homage to Chuck Norris' declarer play called "The play of the fist" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't run out of steam, he has a "cold one". :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helene_t Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Chuck Norris is a big fat idiModerator's note: This was helene_t's last post. R.I.P. The rest of you can consider yourselves warned. ---- ChuckThis post was edited by Chuck on nov 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerben42 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Thank you Helene for the first funny post in this thread B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Blaming Chuck Norris for being Chuck Norris is like blaming an earthquake for causing structural damage....they are both forces of nature. Don't worry about Helene, Chuck is quite the lady's man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_U_Card Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Thank you Helene for the first funny post in this thread :) You mean to tell me that you don't have any Jean-Claude Van Damme stories of the same ilk in the good ol' EU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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